JaelitheKitty

6531 pts ยท November 17, 2018


My husband works in IT. He refuses to put any cameras in our house. I agree, fuck that. Its bad enough devices are always listening

6 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I look young and have been ID'd to pick up my son from high school. I'm almost 40 and get told I look 15. It gets old

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 missing the dudes dressed as apes from the Marky mark planet of the apes with sunglasses on

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Northern Nevada has tons of wild horses. They walk down the streets, shitting as they go. They also fight in people's yards, and eat the plants in said yards. Little bastards ate my morning glories

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Honestly when I think "grape nehi" I think of Radar from MASH.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Being followed in traffic from your work is scary. I've had to drive to the sheriff's station 3 separate times, every time
I told myself I was being paranoid until the fuckers sped off. It's exhausting having to be that vigilant.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, obscure Futurama reference?

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Kung Pow is not a Stephen Chow movie, never say that again.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

We started our daughter on a PC with Microsoft Paint at 3. She really wanted to do art on it and my husband is a tech guy. He made it happen.

15 years later and she has stacks of sketchbooks, does tons of digital art. She works in all mediums and is so damn talented! Super proud of her.

This is what she painted my husband for his birthday. She doesn't normally do anything mechanical, but she knows her dad loves the stuff.

3 weeks ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

This is the way

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive had a momma cat give birth in the bottom of my TV stand then move them onto my bed. I moved them back several times but they ALWAYS ended up back in my bed.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get this shit all the time. I actually got ID'd when I went to pick up my 16 year old son from school early. It gets old

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're the pretty twin" is the best answer. Source: best friend is a twin

1 month ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Best rotisserie chicken EVER!!!!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#44 Agreed!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 checks out

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I intend to insert "Kill me Billy!" as a grandma. My son is william the 5th and my husband is the 4th. My son fully intends on keeping the naming tradition, so 50/50 I'll be able to

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude seriously!! How is even possible?!?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or just straight out take an edible right when you lay down to sleep. It helps me stay asleep despite sweating so bad. The sweating has gotten to the point where I mostly sleep close to naked and without a blanket.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel you, it's miserable. The night sweats are what gets me. I have extra blankets now so I can rotate. Otherwise I'd be washing my stuff every 2 days or so. Combined with the insomnia, nightmares and sleep paralysis I haven't slept well in 3 years. I'm constantly tired

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She seems like she's a super fun person

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly I would tend to agree, make any character you want gay. But please dont hijack it to be about entirely that, pounding it into our faces. And just to clarify, I dont even like heterosexual shit in movies. I dont want any kind of awkward sex shit in any variety in movies unless absolutely necessary for the plot. And even then, dont want the deets. If I did, id watch actual porn

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I came here to say this. Thank you, beautiful person

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those animals look like theyre used to the boop, and look forward to it

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, like the insurance companies having the say in how everything is priced, plus a litany of other issues. I'm not unaware.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This whole week in Northern Nevada has been in the high 60s. I haven't even needed a sweater yet

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're making enough to "get by" but we sure aren't "getting ahead". It's a constant worry. So don't even fuckong come at me about paying fucking taxes.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Funny- We pay our taxes, all our bills + mortgage on time. We have been priced out of Healthcare by "recent" developments as in before Trump the 1st. We both work, and still can't do it. We decided to stop health insurance through our employers. It took us 3 years to make this decision. It was literally costing us at the end over 20k a year, right out of earnings. If not more. Plus co-pays. I'm not saying trump has helped but this was fucked earlier than you realize

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1