Jdbye

4612 pts ยท September 12, 2013


#1 Where's the rest of the dog?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate this future. Crabs are like giant spiders with claws.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Horny, not necessarily, they do tend to be charming though and always seemed like ladies men.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a doctor, but I don't think a clenched anus is what causes constipation.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reported

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

If this could also take the old dirty diaper off and wash the baby's ass it'd be an instant buy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when it flies, it goes "shlickshlickshlickshlickshlickshlickshlick"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would make it easy for devs to abuse the system to prevent refunds, simply by granting the player a bunch of easy achievements early on

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oppai

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually astronaut training.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me wish I was female. Who doesn't want to be a lesbian witch?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She must be great in bed though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's fine, just solder jumper wires across.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two words: Download managers.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, free is free, right? You can probably get something for them on eBay.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he might be the girlfriend.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clamps.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. Ugly food tastes better.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's just a pizza.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This seems safe. I want a whole one of those skewers to nibble on while I'm watching TV or a movie or something.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not the mosquito's blood. Do mosquitos sting other insects? I don't think so.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That does happen.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eggs aren't supposed to be cooked all the way though.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*young rather

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You called?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Candy is not food.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know about you, but that doesn't look like wool to me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For now...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0