JerkoTSock

25291 pts ยท June 26, 2012


GET OFF MY LAWN!

I'd eat it layer by layer...oh god yes...sigh...*unzips*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Aka Saber toothed crotch crickets..

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ok its 6:34am and im done for the day..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, breathing in their nasty morning breath...other arm is falling asleep...have to pee but might get sex so can't ruin moment..fuck that.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Aww sad Doc wants his .doc

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Even his nose is a heart...aww why u kill love gorilla!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I ain't no challah back boy!.....ill see myself out..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But if you ignore the sales, the terrorists win..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It would only take once of you saying "Man, I could sleep for 1000 years" And boom, futurama..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's really sad...i bet showing your butt hole would make u feel better...js

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

In volume, yes...i drank like 4 POWERADEs and had a snickers bar...distance was terrible..just kinda dribbled at the end..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh fuckkk...i just blew my load all over your comment..sorry bro...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trying to act progressive and take both sides...doesn't work. Feminism and misogyny are two sides on the same coin.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because feminism is exclusionary to men. I did read a bit more and @op was pandering and i didnt bother reading the rest.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You, on the other hand, contributed nothing because you pointed out something and you were wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

By commenting a sarcastic remark indicating my disdaine for this particular post, I contributed my attitude in writing. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I glanced...how courteous of her to extend that olive branch. Such a progressive person...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Oh, so I have to read and agree with every bullshit post on imgur? I guess I missed that memo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Says the person who didn't bother to ask me why, fucking hypocrite

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Inconceivable!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And yet she is independently wealthy and known all over the world..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

No...Yo-landi is awesome..that dog is a little shit.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

I am dismae'd

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just got 600 points on a repost from facebook...its not hard..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

If Jared Fogle molested weed instead of kids...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can still hear the tune in my head...oh god...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read "As a feminist", I scrolled down to comment this and hit the next button...

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 240

If she did that, she would be cornering the market..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I...I love you too....and you know...i made it to the front page...so...if you could...

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Thats what she said? no....probably not..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0