Jinxies

37794 pts ยท March 19, 2017


Short of height but grand of confusion. Just a girl out to try and confuse the world half as much as it confuses her. Also gay AF. Huzzah!

I really appreciate a woman who loves strct discipline, routine and dedication, and who when in the mood could throw me over her shoulder like a small squealing bag if potatoes.

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Gen X retirement homes are going to be weird AF

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Milk++

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Swisscalibur

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An army of dykes is more necessary than ever!

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Yes the bees!

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As long as the job gets done!

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Hehe ... butt

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Bwaains... bwaaaains!

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I'm not sure the billionaires would fit, but I'm willing to give it a try

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I'm not a furry ... but yes

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Temu's highest quality footwear

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And requires lots of practice.

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Join us!

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If not cuddlefloof, why is cuddlefloof shaped?

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Only if michael bay is directing.

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Sentient yes, sapient no. There's a difference.

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That's why you have two hands

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Even the most graceful creatures in the world can't get into one of those things without looking like an idiot

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DK brings us the harvest, we share it with the hungry villagers.

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And that's just our foreplay

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Little known fact: 1 in 10 bras are like a Crackerjack box and contain a prize. Well, I guess all bras contain at least two prizes really

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I respect the tensile strength of your belt

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Prohibition against putting up with his bulls*it

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