164143 pts · March 9, 2013
I give participation upvotes.
4 feet, you say?
Whole-ass website's about to get kicked out of Eden.
Go over there with a sign that has a poorly drawn fish on it and put it in front of the camera for a little bit.
'Twas Saruman https://ia601506.us.archive.org/0/items/tolkien-adventure-books/Terry%20Amthor%20-%20Middle-Earth%20Quest%20-%20A%20Spy%20in%20Isengard.pdf
Fun fact, the ponderer in the original picture is supposed to be Saruman from Lord of the Rings. So you should be reading this in the voice of Christopher Lee.
The flat chest is for aerodynamics.
Pronounced "Su-rime-u"
Nah, that makes her a plumber. If she was a keeper she'd know how to safely move bee hives.
Most people on Imgur aren't 17th century sailors.
Revolutionist
It's often interesting to imagine how I'd handle situations in stories. Though I tend to do it after finishing the story unless the characters are being boring.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/83taad/nsfw_crushed_dreams/
"This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here."
*She
Good morning to everyone except these two.
That's partly because of the birds. https://wildlife.org/australian-firehawks-use-fire-to-catch-prey/
I've heard that the comic retconned the movie into being about a different guy who happens to share the same name.
*writes "I like your comics" on a 90kg projectile*
Yeah, but you've gotta pronounce it "Queer✨"
Let the emus soften them up a little.
The Omnipocalypse
Women can be King Arthur.
I'm from the future, and guess what!
Yeah, they're an example of convergent evolution of unrelated species.
Gotta kiss the homies goodnight.
"What did you do with your weekend?" "Oh, I just took the first ever photograph of lightning and advanced humanity's knowledge of how it works. You?"
4 feet, you say?
Whole-ass website's about to get kicked out of Eden.
Go over there with a sign that has a poorly drawn fish on it and put it in front of the camera for a little bit.
'Twas Saruman https://ia601506.us.archive.org/0/items/tolkien-adventure-books/Terry%20Amthor%20-%20Middle-Earth%20Quest%20-%20A%20Spy%20in%20Isengard.pdf
Fun fact, the ponderer in the original picture is supposed to be Saruman from Lord of the Rings. So you should be reading this in the voice of Christopher Lee.
The flat chest is for aerodynamics.
Pronounced "Su-rime-u"
Nah, that makes her a plumber. If she was a keeper she'd know how to safely move bee hives.
Most people on Imgur aren't 17th century sailors.
Revolutionist
It's often interesting to imagine how I'd handle situations in stories. Though I tend to do it after finishing the story unless the characters are being boring.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/83taad/nsfw_crushed_dreams/
"This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here."
*She
Good morning to everyone except these two.
That's partly because of the birds. https://wildlife.org/australian-firehawks-use-fire-to-catch-prey/
I've heard that the comic retconned the movie into being about a different guy who happens to share the same name.
*writes "I like your comics" on a 90kg projectile*
Yeah, but you've gotta pronounce it "Queer✨"
Let the emus soften them up a little.
The Omnipocalypse
Women can be King Arthur.
I'm from the future, and guess what!
Yeah, they're an example of convergent evolution of unrelated species.
Gotta kiss the homies goodnight.
"What did you do with your weekend?" "Oh, I just took the first ever photograph of lightning and advanced humanity's knowledge of how it works. You?"