Upstate South Carolina native, I either look like a weird hillbilly, http://i.imgur.com/r6zTtjn.jpg or a Baptist Preacher. http://i.imgur.com/Bz3AVtg.jpg And I have a judgmental looking bork monster. http://i.imgur.com/cwG9lLq.jpg
Upstate South Carolina native, I either look like a weird hillbilly, http://i.imgur.com/r6zTtjn.jpg or a Baptist Preacher. http://i.imgur.com/Bz3AVtg.jpg And I have a judgmental looking bork monster. http://i.imgur.com/cwG9lLq.jpg
I know absolutely nothing about gymnastics, but, holy shit.
Man oh man, do I hate them fancy lads!
I'm thinking she backed into the pole, panicked, floored it still in reverse, and then the car reverse cowgirled the bollard.
Wasn't Poe in Baltimore, or are you the Bostonian?
#7 Are we making Mouseshine?
Grandma's final wish was to feed the family one last time.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
Americans have to have subtitles for other Americans.
Don't let that weird dog over yonder sniff your crotch; I feel like my left testicle is under my lungs now.
Hop in man, we're going mudslingin' on Jupiter.
I broke a rib, three ankles, and a neck just watching this.
Fucking Xerox.
Sweet home land of Canaan.
Harey Mary.
Sator Square https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sator_Square
Time for a little crotchpot cooking.
Where'd you find a pink Snickers?
You know those weird scrunchy plastic scouring sponges, the real cheap ones? It feels just like that.
What'd he say? I don't know, something about a green fish. That ninja cabbage is having a hoedown in my noggin.
I know pink means girl and blue means boy, but wtf does purple mean?
#5 I really want to know how that turned out.
It's easy to believe that this could be a real quote by him.
#2 Knowing what, where, and how hard to hit something comprises about 25% of an engineer's knowledge.
That's a good horse name.
Insomnia Sorbet
They got way too high before their shift at the living history museum.
I'm sad we didn't have any around the house this year.
If somebody jammed a bunch of lit candles in my head I'd have the same expression too.
Hey, doc. I better get some impressive erections, cuz these new pills taste like shit.