MadamPuddifoot

304183 pts · January 8, 2013


Mental hellth. https://i.imgur.com/U1Y1vAk.jpeg

What an unfortunate typo.

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Its

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Turn the pillowcase inside out, then grab the inside corners and two corners of the pillow, turn the car right side out. It takes like 10 seconds and makes it so much easier.

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Sauce?

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I get and agree with your point, but water isn't wet. It makes things wet.

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 as someone from the MySpace era, I didn't know this was a thing. Weird flex, I guess, but okay.

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He's also gonna rig the midterms.

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Wait what did Vance do now?

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It's officially on Hulu, I saw it this morning on the main page.

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I'm a massive scrubs fan but I haven't been able to bring myself to watch it coz I'll only get to feel that first watch magic once, ya know? Like remember the first time you saw the "where do you think we are" episode? It stays with you. But you only get that special feeling once! I should prolly watch it.

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Dammit now I want a bowl of cereal.

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A lot.

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The clip is for 100 days

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Can we get some fucking context?

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No, still don't! Math doesn't work in my brain.

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#3 if birds went 360° they would make a circle back around to birds.

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She, sadly, would never beat a republican in Texas. He might be able to.

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I thought that was for senate.

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He stole the 24 election.

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Research has actually proven women's genitals only get smelly after penis insertion.

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Thanks for explaining! But don't make words plural with 's.

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One gun with one target and a sharpshooter at the trigger.

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They already have, they're continuing to bomb Lebanon.

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As a beach-living person: THANK YOU! So many people let their kids dig gigantic holes and then just leave them, and they ARE really dangerous, not just for humans, but for turtles as well. I've filled in 3 feet deep holes before, several times. So genuinely, thank you!

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Wait really, it's good? I honestly forgot to buy it today but I'm back there Friday so I'm getting it then. And YES my car seats are gross, I actually have one covered by a beach towel cuz I spilled something on it and it's stained. Now I'm excited again lol.

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#10 I can't put into words how much I appreciate these "Buffy saved the world... Twice." memes. I forgot how cu u love BtVS.

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This is far more funny to me than it should be

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I work with one. I don't think he graduated high school. He's also a MAGAt, unsurprisingly.

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A what bomb?

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I *work* at a Costco. It's dangerous. Today I'm buying a little green machine for my couch cleaning needs.

I don't even have couch cleaning needs!

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