MaddModd

1336 pts ยท September 23, 2016


And they're too busy beating their spouse to learn something stupid like that

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Then we eat their children in front of them to send the message and gain their immunity

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know what that was cropped from!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then they all bleed out on this hill they decided to die on

10 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They!?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad me and my wife aren't the only ones who saw a cat and thought Sweet Potato was a good name. Ours is Sweet Potato Pie, and was likely named for less wholesome reasons. Cause boy is he real dumb but oh so sweet.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would love to! :)

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then a rich person should sponsor the event to drive sales in the area and make their money on that

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not butt stuff in general , it's unsafe butt stuff. Flared bases save lives and embarrassing trips to the ER!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm glad it wasn't just me that noticed the double handle on the cups. Fifth panel is also holding the mug odd, but that could just be me looking into it too much

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do we have to remind them of why we did unions and resort to the Old Ways?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Flashed at a game and is all over the internet. No clue who they are as a person though

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#35 I would fuckin die for that bird

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But now I want the secret knowledge. I don't care if it's cursed and will leave me haunted til my death bed

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Swift told her fans to get out and vote. With them being young people, and young people at large tend to vote more left, the right threw a fit about it

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They'll do what they always do and leave out little details like race when it isn't important to the narrative they want to spin

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Now all I can think of is hearing the cloaker noise from Payday 2 as it's eyes dilate. Just hearing it yelling 'We call this a difficulty tweak!' as it absolutely goes ham attacking your foot under a blanket in the middle of the night.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see you Clock Tower creepy dude, don't think I don't know you're hiding in my back seata

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pikachu zapp d the misses, so it technically both

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was taught to say crooked letter twice instead of double crooked letter

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And old enough to be your mom

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a feeling it's to indicate just how 0 to snuff via snu-snu this about to go. Ain't no fucking like a hate fucking, and they need to know how much to hate

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least Lamb has the option to make it automatic. Those types of fishing mini games on controller are miserable. Ones where you reel and fight with the fish are totally fine, but hover this little bar is miserable to me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is my exact party right now. Just one beefy golden retriever, a racist German shepherd, a racist Chihuahua, and my vengeance doge just slapping dicks with each other through act 1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our Family Video outlived both our Hollywood Video and our Blockbuster by more than a decade

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a half-brother like that. I hadn't seen him since he was just out of the little kid stage and he and I look so much alike it weirded me out. Whenever I make a joke about this and show someone, I have to clarity he is, in fact, not my kid.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What now?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Nah, house cats can experience joy and I can be in a room with one without wanting to skin it

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1