MagicTortoise

3528 pts ยท March 16, 2014


I'm a Tortoise, that is all. If you get a screenshot of this to the front page you will be on the front page.

His father thinks he can get him out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fooked

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What do you mean your cart? I'm clearly holding it. My cart.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Slap them at a velocity of several thousand meters per second

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Her name on the show Star Trek Voyager is literally Seven of Nine

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

One sleeping dog can only lie, the other can only tell the truth

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In verse, I think? Could be wrong

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You guys are getting 20 minutes?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost like a completely different person

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

There's a high statistical probability that Finland doesn't exist

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're the same picture

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You cannot yet take physical form, but your spirit has lost none of it's potency

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Leaving behind memories that become legend. Legend fades to meme, and even meme is long forgotten when the age that gave it birth comes again.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fighting rampant capitalism is always ethical

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just the one, yes. And it's totally all mine. All of the bones are mine. Absolutely.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

... some things are worth the cost of being imprisoned by the Fae

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Comments? In your comment chain? It's more likely than you may think.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Man door hand hook car gun

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

NaughtyGod doing God's work

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Crawling.mp3.ex3

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if you get caught

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes, chef

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's one of my favorite movies ever. It's absurd, funny, philosophical, and extremely touching. It may not be for everyone but I love it dearly.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They also have songs such as Resurrection by Erection though. They write some bangers, so to speak :^)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a search party, not a find party

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that was Abe Lincoln, and it was just misattributed to Ghandi. Saw that on the internet once so it must be true.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spectacular. Stupendous. Supremely Satisfying. Excellent dump.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or after

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Right, but the future he chose was the one that led to Endgame, thereby making Marvel even more money. That's what he meant by one future in which they win :^)

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0