MaskedTrout

94011 pts · December 7, 2015


If this bio ever makes Front Page, I'll never know. I’m strictly User Sub Newest.

Useless negotiator concludes useless negotiations.

55 minutes ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#8- like how to die on a movie set

57 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’m going to get downvoted all over the place but…

1 hour ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Metallica’s switch to Bob Rock as producer killed their sound IMO and I stopped listening to them when that album came out. And I never liked Guns-n-Roses. The other albums were solid, especially Badmotorfinger.

1 hour ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

DUI hire

5 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Articles? It had articles?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saw three of them (Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer) on the same bill- Clash of the Titans Tour in 1991. Fuck, that was 35 years ago.

5 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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My coworkers have called Fukuoka, “Japan’s Miami Beach,” but I can’t confirm since I haven’t been there yet.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And championships can bring some happiness. Except for Kentucky fans. Those fuckers are never happy.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Calling it a “Christian president” is a stretch.

6 days ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

A coworker brought me some of that coffee back from Indonesia when he went to visit family. Wasn’t all that special. Kind of nutty.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kind of how “Three Body Problem” starts. So aliens.

6 days ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 5

Best part of the movie is Judas’s fringe

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which floor is Marlon Perkins’s office?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t hardly function without my “old man” glasses. I even got the blue light blocking ones since I look at monitors a good chunk of the day.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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The video (not this .gif) has sound. Another imgurian linked the YouTube video in another reply.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So instead you jam your uncovered foot into an area that probably has never been cleaned.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This must be one of those “instagram vs. reality” videos.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As one of those PhD fucktards (in chemistry), I tend to agree.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For the child rapist Donald Trump a high-risk operation would be putting on pants without a diaper.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’d like to nominate the last episode of “Black Adder Goes Forth” for honorable mention.

1 week ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 3

It was life-changing for my oldest kid. They can now concentrate on their college classes and function like a “normal” person.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sweet Jeebus. It’s a PvP comic.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didn’t know fucking a pillow would fix my back pain. But since I saw it on the interwebs it must be true.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And at the same time we got Anthrax’s foray into a grunge sound.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So fucking glad I moved out of that state.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nice! Haven’t had some new material for the panda favorite folder in a while.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’ve been calling her that for years.

2 weeks ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0