MathiasTolerain

49914 pts · November 25, 2014


I lurked for roughly 5 years before a group of Imgurians in a late night, online game of Cards Against Humanity convinced me to make an account. Most of what I see seems to suggest that I should have stayed lurking.

The facial expressions on the football players are delicious.
“We’re going to fuck that cheerleader.”
“Hell yeah bro.”
“Then each other.”
“HELL YEAH bro.”

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Saw picture, asked self “Moth or Bunny?” Looked to title for help, got no support.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Inside the car, in July, at high noon, after the can has been sitting in the car all day, and before you turn the AC on.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s giving prepotente from Dungeon Crawler Carl vibes and I’m here for it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How far would YOU go for inspiration for writing a book huh?

3 weeks ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

“You think they don’t want me here? I’m getting mixed signals.”

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A were-badger. For when absolutely everything in the room has to die.

4 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#21 “Uhm. Excuse me?” - The Blue Microbe

4 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ok but which patch stores energy from your kills allowing a mega powerful attack every so often?

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw this movie on US television. All the n-words intact. The only joke they censored were the fart sounds around the campfire.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wasn’t going to be quite as colorful in my response but you beat me to it all the same. I’m saddened how much bottomless credibility that sub-discipline seems to have.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

https://www.reddit.com/r/exchristian/comments/1qc4d5e/dilbert_creator_scott_adams_has_died_at_68_from/
According to Reddit, right wing alternative medicine yes. I tried to find a more reputable source but top google results are mostly slop.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As is Scott Adams as of last week.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Anyone else having a really hard time finding the pistils on those flowers?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno man that looks right to me.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH. Ss as in THE SS. I assumed he’d just turned into a Naga or something.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In fairness, it does not. If there is a portion of the world where SLAs are more than a horizontal reference line it would be heartening.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In my experience, SLAs are for upper management and senior leadership to pretend that they are negotiating something useful and to have a number to report against.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It’s impossible to find an IOS mobile password manager that ISN’T a cloud based subscription service and it drives me BONKERS.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve got 3 words: Cat Girl Girlfriends

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wasn’t the Battle of Wounded Knee literally used as an example of whitewashed history in Bioshock Infinite? Like, does this guy know who he’s mimicking?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah, there it is even in my own article: “… Shortly after the massacre at Wolf 359, Lieutenant Commander Benjamin Sisko joined the development team at the Utopia Planitia Fleet Yards and the prototype was built. …” have I mentioned that reading is hard D:

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone else having Beast Master Flashbacks?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0