MatrixDragon

3365 pts ยท October 7, 2020


You make me stare into the lights, my eyes are gonna get messed up.

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bison actually faced consequences on that Tuesday, threw a hissy fit and had a man sniped over it, and it apparently happened so often he couldn't remember a specific case of getting chased out of a village. Trump's never faced anywhere near that much.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IT'S NOT OUR GOD DAMNED WAR!

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Currently showing Chuck Norris the firepits reserved for hateful bigots.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's now actively saying that Rowlings words are being twisted. He made his choice.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I remember when I visited friends in the USA, and we were visiting a friend of theirs for a game night. We ducked out to a gas station for drinks, and I waited in the car. He tells me 'just in case', opens his glovebox to reveal a pistol. 'it's loaded and ready.'

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why he's always trolling

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, he knows. He thinks it's hilarious.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that there's no war, just a 'military operation'

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the hell did I just watch?!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So soft, so warm.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The onion has standards.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the logic of a rapist.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... you know...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And unlike Trump, Iran is now at war with the USA.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, immediately invalidating licenses and refusing to allow a grace period to update them, destroying trans peoples ability to even legally drive to the DMV, is a deliberate act of violence intended to do harm to people.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's also correct, unlike a lot of AI.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taking basic precautions is 'letting a virus dictate our lives'. Okay...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talk shit, get hit. In front of a security guard no less.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... That had me until the the Hulk Hogan bit, honestly.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Given it's on the boiling isles, with acid rain...

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No-Vax Djokovik.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"...where's my dad?"

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They built the house.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quotas.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were always going to do that.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

"So soft... so warm." *Cue the flames*

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Basically, they're there to show the flag, and serve as a trip mine of sorts. Should Trump decide to attack Greenland, he'll attack troops from those nations, triggering a response.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The end of the keys one had me giggling. I was wondering when she'd finally snap.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0