MonkeyFinger

639 pts · April 19, 2014


What about the Midas commercials?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are doing that now.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How could you not keep him?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Terminator 2

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat your heart out, Raygun.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Suicide rate

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should’ve been a baboon

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Costco?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Committed to letting their kid (or future kids?) die on that hill

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The price is wrong, bitch!

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Be honest - do I look dumb?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your mom boards the plane

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk if I’d be able to give her to someone else after all that.

2 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

So.. now someone has a key to your car and they know where you workout at?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Chomp”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spot on. This technique is used in olympic lifting (maybe others, but I learned it in olympic lifting). Basically you “stack your joints” so that the weight is supported mostly by your skeletal structure and not your muscles which will fatigue faster.

2 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

This would NEVER happen where I work as an emergency first responder. It’s hard enough getting people to pull to the right.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dis dis dis dis

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Riiii-colaaaa!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

😂😂

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You’re right, but they’d find another way.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I immediately thought of pizza hut before even opening the post. My mouth had a memory of how that pizza felt when biting into it.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#1 only wrong answers

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it were me I’d lay down in the hammock

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You the shower curtain fella?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m very much on the fence with this argument. Some things make you better when they “suck.” BUT! sometimes that shit just sucks for no good reason. I think we call those times “humbling.”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After having my truck stolen, I now have two gps trackers in my replacement vehicle and I’m working on putting in a kill switch. If I can, the next vehicle I get will be a manual.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0