NeoMonish

777 pts ยท November 22, 2018


Fuck it, this shit is what AI should be for. Dreams are still dreams, but with images.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 21

This woman is a goddamn treasure and I need uppies.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, there may be only 10 million of them but they are backed very strongly by the US. There's a lot of them, and they have the largest and most powerful military in the world by a significant margin.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To prove that they were not lizard people, because lizard people have webbed hands.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except that opening Google and typing "how rocket werk no oxyjin" would have been easier and faster than making that post, if they were actually interested in learning.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but in this particular case I really doubt that the gate agent for an airline actually mocked the child's name. They probably said "I'm sorry, is this name correct? How do you pronounce that?" or some similar harmless thing and Mom went off. Service workers would absolutely mock the Mom for that, but out the back on smoko. Very few are stupid enough to do it to a customer's face, that's asking for discipline or termination.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The idea is supposed to be that the rest of the world will still be there afterwards, and will at least attempt to make things difficult for a country that commits war crimes. Therefore, countries should at least attempt to avoid committing too many war crimes as it will reflect their relationship and standing with the rest of the world. But yeah, it turns out that if most of the rest of the world is already licking your boots it hardly matters what you do. Bomb kids, rape kids, who cares?

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You just have to make sure you use it well. You wouldn't want to be caught using any poor poising.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not creating it, and letting Palestine continue to be a country of mixed Jewish, Muslim and other peoples as it had been for a long time? Find a country that is willing to give a portion of their land to the Zionists willingly? The Mormons have Utah, having a Jewish state in the US wouldn't be that weird. You know, anything but create an ethnostate through genocide.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Quite content, but also not aware that there were other options. I imagine if you went 60,000 years back and showed an Aborigine the Mediterranean they might have been at least curious.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure, but there's a bit of a difference between a random company being shady with your information and the actual government being shady with your information. Imgur isn't going to kick your door down and abduct you. Probably. But who knows these days, maybe Imgur has a side hustle in deportations.

1 week ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

I'm interested in the ones that tickle your balls when you have a bad day, they sound neat.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whip your ducks out, boys!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That time where he said what they have in common is sex? Yeah, you have that in common because you raped her. And probably let your mates on Epstein's Island rape her too.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could have been worse, you could have said something about Him coming in your mouth.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Why would you need a pardon when raping children isn't a crime? I mean, people say it's a crime but I don't see anyone getting arrested for it so... (N.B. Raping children is very much a crime and is just plain mean so don't do it. Even if you're a politician. ESPECIALLY if you're a politician.)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe not working as intended, but certainly working as designed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that's fine. We've dealt with automation eliminating basic positions for more than a hundred years now. For example, dishwasher used to be a position where you washed the dishes, now it's a position where you stack the dishwashing machine and it requires a quarter as many people. But it only works as long as the automation is really as good or better than a human doing it, and for a lot of AI applications that isn't true.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait until you see their Final Solution.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The US is a powerful country, and they're doing something. They're helping.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tall and girl is acceptable if it comes with uppies.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You know, back in MY day it wasn't weird to find Miners attractive... XD

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was her. She's a Miner and she's proud of her work.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AI is useful for some things, and if we were just using it for those things and not trying to make it into the magical everything machine then the environmental impacts would be reasonable and appropriate just like any other tool.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Israel saw the Holocaust and determined that the problem was that they were the victims rather than the oppressors.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

At the urinal! You're a genius, that's a great idea.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I do wonder how many are not even strictly attracted to children, and are actually just attracted to the idea of being able to do forbidden and horrific things. I'm not sure if it's better or worse, but it hardly matters for the kids on the other side of it. If you rape kids you should get the book thrown at you, no matter why.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For telling the truth that billionaires are assholes? You might want to think about who your real enemies are, because you as a random Imgur browser are definitely never going to be wealthy enough to be part of the rich boys club.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is not exactly what I imagined when she said glow in the dark. I was imagining bright green glowing honkers after a day in the sun, like the dial of a watch, and I thought surely someone would have noticed that before now.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First, they came for the trans people, and I spoke out immediately even though I'm straight because they're cool people and what the fuck is this shit? Even if they super double pinky promised they're never going to come for me, I still speak out because I don't want to live in a world where people can't be themselves.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0