NoodleDriver

6420 pts ยท January 6, 2017


Now!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still get to swim tho...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So like tarantula chelicerae but pincers instead of legs?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back straps... you can bribe Minnesotans with those...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are... the best...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You gain the trust of 4 rescue pets...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you like shit on your balls...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey @Uzotado? Can fish be prepared sous vide, or is there some unwritten rule that you can't. Asking for a friend.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stab you with it's FACE SHIV!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hear they like the civilian crayons better...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

eh... it was the early form of rotoscoping... Not trying to sell them short, just making a point.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That poor poor parking pawl...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A note on helmets, and it covers bikes and motorbike. Their body, their choice.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ladies... If you smash a rotis. chicken like a starving hyena on a small helpless animal, you are the one!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As the rare hip and waist guy, I'm also not disappointed.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

oooooh bLYAT!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Please! Everyone knows that the Sous Vide then sear method it the best. No one wants an overcooked roast!

7 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 2

"You're tougher than a set of winter tires, but dumber than an inbred donkey."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Give yer balls a tug, ya titfucker!"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit, now I'm terrified. I feel it's machinelike gaze upon my soul... The abyss has looked back...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is this machine rendering my 6'7" self into total squee mode...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vanilla pudding in a mayo jar.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Hammies for days *drools*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Granite, it still was a pretty funny joke.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It irritates me more when people conflate a man protecting himself from a violent woman is abuse. I don't just take that shit.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

for some stupid reason, parents can't be happy until their kids have kids...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's probably justified. I don't actively date any more. Taking care of my needs has panned out far better.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thanks, it's appreciated! It took a wrecked car and a lot of miles walked/biked as well as eating a little less.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, but when North Korea does it , it's a nuke... /s

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd be surprised at how protected the baby actually is. The wall of muscle and fat, the uterine wall and any fluid around it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2