4439 pts ยท March 14, 2015
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
My fear: Waking up 20 years earlier repeatedly, knowing how I'm gonna fuck my life up but be powerless to change the outcome...
Put...put your dick in it?
Up votes for all these comments, I have an old flash T-shirt I use just for this.
Autodots roll out!
During BJ.... she sneezes... scrapes teeth going down due to sneeze.... panics and scrapes teeth coming back up... I cried like a bitch...
Fuck peaches
What if I'm on Imgur because my family was a no show for my Christmas dinner...
Yes, please show us that shit
I did and made my wife also
So I'm drunk, saw #1 and thought to myself " So? Its a GO sign"..... ladies and gents this is why you don't drink and drive...
Right? Exactly what mine would of said, then he would of laughed at me
Amoxicillin, its antibiotic
Could you get it out for me? Thats fucking teaaaaam woooork!
Fucking Mario jumped that fence.
Was going to comment on my WoW time played but you hit the nail on the head...
I definetly dont react as fast as I did in my 20's, but have much more patience to let those gung ho fuck boys run in and take the hits
Inflatable doll stunt hone right!
His name was Sky because of his beutiful blue eyes and loved looking at the sky. So mellow and relaxed, I'll always remember him
Had a cat in the Philippines we found on the beach, loved water and its meows were always in threes like a dog barking. Miss that cat
Giving away to many get of jail free cards. Sometimes its better to hang out in jail and let the others go around the board.
I love hearing when parents experience things together with their children rather than doing what one or the other would choose.
At a concert/first date of course, but none the less be proud of how great a parent you are to your child
My wife and I knew we we're a couple when we spent 10 minutes deciding who's shoe and at what angle to throw it to hit Amy Lee in the throat
Subzero
Duck you and the ducking horse you rode in on!
You mother fucker, now its stuck in my head
Oh sure when she or my cat does it everyone thinks its cute, but when I do it my wife ask what the fuck is wrong with me *smh*
A-Men
The left side of my tongue was numb for about 6 weeks, got really worried but sure enough during the 6th week full feeling came back
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
My fear: Waking up 20 years earlier repeatedly, knowing how I'm gonna fuck my life up but be powerless to change the outcome...
Put...put your dick in it?
Up votes for all these comments, I have an old flash T-shirt I use just for this.
Autodots roll out!
During BJ.... she sneezes... scrapes teeth going down due to sneeze.... panics and scrapes teeth coming back up... I cried like a bitch...
Fuck peaches
What if I'm on Imgur because my family was a no show for my Christmas dinner...
Yes, please show us that shit
I did and made my wife also
So I'm drunk, saw #1 and thought to myself " So? Its a GO sign"..... ladies and gents this is why you don't drink and drive...
Right? Exactly what mine would of said, then he would of laughed at me
Amoxicillin, its antibiotic
Could you get it out for me? Thats fucking teaaaaam woooork!
Fucking Mario jumped that fence.
Was going to comment on my WoW time played but you hit the nail on the head...
I definetly dont react as fast as I did in my 20's, but have much more patience to let those gung ho fuck boys run in and take the hits
Inflatable doll stunt hone right!
His name was Sky because of his beutiful blue eyes and loved looking at the sky. So mellow and relaxed, I'll always remember him
Had a cat in the Philippines we found on the beach, loved water and its meows were always in threes like a dog barking. Miss that cat
Giving away to many get of jail free cards. Sometimes its better to hang out in jail and let the others go around the board.
I love hearing when parents experience things together with their children rather than doing what one or the other would choose.
At a concert/first date of course, but none the less be proud of how great a parent you are to your child
My wife and I knew we we're a couple when we spent 10 minutes deciding who's shoe and at what angle to throw it to hit Amy Lee in the throat
Subzero
Duck you and the ducking horse you rode in on!
You mother fucker, now its stuck in my head
Oh sure when she or my cat does it everyone thinks its cute, but when I do it my wife ask what the fuck is wrong with me *smh*
A-Men
The left side of my tongue was numb for about 6 weeks, got really worried but sure enough during the 6th week full feeling came back