4505 pts · March 11, 2017
#23 you forgot the part where I get a cup of coffee, a cup of milk, a cup of orange juice and a cup of water but don't finish any of them.
I notice the winning design had that distinct *90s* color teal that just slaps.
"Don't eat it Don't eat it Don't eat it Don't eat it" https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YXlnOTN6cjRneDcwOW1pbms2ZHlsNW02eWkyMXRmejdhYm9oN25vbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oz8xLlw6GHVfokaNW/200w.webp
My mom asking me "but we need data centers right? I mean the whole system is based on data. We can't not have them?"
Yeah dude I just saw their mini live concert like 2 weeks ago and they're all over my feed
Do you take commissions
Usually when I smoke weed it makes me salivate, so I have a little cup next to my smoking table where I can spit while im smoking. I like to save that up and after a bowl or two I have just enough spit that I can use to swallow my pills. It's just easier personally, I spit regardless and I just throw the cup away after. May as well use it.
When you learn that they shot all 3 movies together, then went back over the next like 5 years to shoot filler scenes. I can't imagine what a pain in the ass that was.
Would've been pretty sneaky if the knights head was Michael Cera
"I wanna bad bitch, no nipples. 3 butt cheeks, side side and a middle."
"I? Kill? Certainly not. People get killed, but that's their business. I just take over from then on." - Death, from the book Mort by Terry Pratchett. I feel this quote really resonates these days.
The French were so used to affairs and polyamory in the 1900s, there is a story of a man returning home early from a business trip to his wife and another man in his bed. The man replied "mert! I'm so sorry! I did not alert you i would be home early, my fault! Please, continue while i leave, I will return when I was supposed to. I love you darling, see you soon." Which i think is beautiful.
That image is fake. This is the real one.
WHERE'S THE CIRCUM-FENCE???
Wheres the circum-fence? Obviously without a decent circum-fence and a loving sea troll the items floating towards the edge would just.... fall off. Need a good circum-fence.
Oh my god thank you. Ive always seen clips of the beginning, I've never seen the fight even after all these years. This is hilarious
Im a DnD guy all the way and Necrotic Retribution sounds like a bad ass player ability, like a blast of arcane magic when they're hp reaches 0 or something.
This is when Dad joins a rock band, tours the country, gets super famous, (the kids are somewhere too), and then just when its closing in on him at the end of his fantasy life with all his platinum records in a mansion he wakes up on the couch.
I love this, especially the Gargoyles reference. That's awesome. Your explanation specifically makes me think of the movie Se7en.
Wait I meant stomach goddammit.
A man's heart is in his jeans, as they say.
Fun fact, if I step on a dead hornet I will also be dead. I'm severely allergic. Is there a word for vanquishing a foe from beyond the grave?
Well I mean.... when the politicians.... decide the policies.... about whether to send your son to war or not............. it might be about politics.
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Hey! I was openly debating if I was bi for a long time. I may be queer? My wife knew since the day she met me. She also knows how much I love her and our relationship. But we've talked about it and she knows that im just me, and im happy you have that person in your husband too. It feels good being yourself, even if that took me a while.
I used to live there...........this isn't a Mitch Hedberg set up i just moved recently.
Fun fact, I was actually in the process of buying a house last year. But then, housing prices went up for some reason. Maybe a president said they should. So j actually waited and NOW im just back to where I was. It's such a misconception of the economy.
"I'm freezing my ass off out here!"
My mother in law started talking to me about how "God i remember we almost couldn't afford a house. Then Reagen got into office and everything got better." And is comparing this presidency to that because my wife and I just bought a house. She thinks it's cause we're in a Republican administration, that's it. They give Trump all the credit.
#23 you forgot the part where I get a cup of coffee, a cup of milk, a cup of orange juice and a cup of water but don't finish any of them.
I notice the winning design had that distinct *90s* color teal that just slaps.
"Don't eat it Don't eat it Don't eat it Don't eat it"
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YXlnOTN6cjRneDcwOW1pbms2ZHlsNW02eWkyMXRmejdhYm9oN25vbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oz8xLlw6GHVfokaNW/200w.webp
My mom asking me "but we need data centers right? I mean the whole system is based on data. We can't not have them?"
Yeah dude I just saw their mini live concert like 2 weeks ago and they're all over my feed
Do you take commissions
Usually when I smoke weed it makes me salivate, so I have a little cup next to my smoking table where I can spit while im smoking. I like to save that up and after a bowl or two I have just enough spit that I can use to swallow my pills. It's just easier personally, I spit regardless and I just throw the cup away after. May as well use it.
When you learn that they shot all 3 movies together, then went back over the next like 5 years to shoot filler scenes. I can't imagine what a pain in the ass that was.
Would've been pretty sneaky if the knights head was Michael Cera
"I wanna bad bitch, no nipples. 3 butt cheeks, side side and a middle."
"I? Kill? Certainly not. People get killed, but that's their business. I just take over from then on." - Death, from the book Mort by Terry Pratchett.
I feel this quote really resonates these days.
The French were so used to affairs and polyamory in the 1900s, there is a story of a man returning home early from a business trip to his wife and another man in his bed. The man replied "mert! I'm so sorry! I did not alert you i would be home early, my fault! Please, continue while i leave, I will return when I was supposed to. I love you darling, see you soon." Which i think is beautiful.
That image is fake. This is the real one.
WHERE'S THE CIRCUM-FENCE???
Wheres the circum-fence? Obviously without a decent circum-fence and a loving sea troll the items floating towards the edge would just.... fall off. Need a good circum-fence.
Oh my god thank you. Ive always seen clips of the beginning, I've never seen the fight even after all these years. This is hilarious
Im a DnD guy all the way and Necrotic Retribution sounds like a bad ass player ability, like a blast of arcane magic when they're hp reaches 0 or something.
This is when Dad joins a rock band, tours the country, gets super famous, (the kids are somewhere too), and then just when its closing in on him at the end of his fantasy life with all his platinum records in a mansion he wakes up on the couch.
I love this, especially the Gargoyles reference. That's awesome. Your explanation specifically makes me think of the movie Se7en.
Wait I meant stomach goddammit.
A man's heart is in his jeans, as they say.
Fun fact, if I step on a dead hornet I will also be dead. I'm severely allergic. Is there a word for vanquishing a foe from beyond the grave?
Well I mean.... when the politicians.... decide the policies.... about whether to send your son to war or not............. it might be about politics.
❤️
Hey! I was openly debating if I was bi for a long time. I may be queer? My wife knew since the day she met me. She also knows how much I love her and our relationship. But we've talked about it and she knows that im just me, and im happy you have that person in your husband too. It feels good being yourself, even if that took me a while.
I used to live there......
.....this isn't a Mitch Hedberg set up i just moved recently.
Fun fact, I was actually in the process of buying a house last year. But then, housing prices went up for some reason. Maybe a president said they should. So j actually waited and NOW im just back to where I was. It's such a misconception of the economy.
"I'm freezing my ass off out here!"
My mother in law started talking to me about how "God i remember we almost couldn't afford a house. Then Reagen got into office and everything got better." And is comparing this presidency to that because my wife and I just bought a house. She thinks it's cause we're in a Republican administration, that's it. They give Trump all the credit.