Oort

267 pts ยท December 25, 2011


My fiance did this when we first started dating. I failed because I thought he had unlocked both doors! We're getting married in August!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work at a library and we get new releases same day as Redbox. You wouldn't believe the line for dvds, not books.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some of my professors pick the school edition that is only sold at our school. Hate them it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Doesn't Uhura wear red?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot Twist: This is an iHop course that employees must take before entering the field?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of person would dislike this post!?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I totally feel with this post. I had my front tooth removed last year because it was an abscess tooth. I wish it would've fixed itself..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are actually some drugs that can permanently affect your brain chemistry, therefore you have no control over what you do.... dummy.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I'm pretty sure this doesn't include the occasional Tylenol. I just don't like the idea of drugs controlling my mind.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

How can you tell if they are hungry or not?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess I never grew up then because I will still never do drugs.

12 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 22

For those that are curious. They are called 'Pretzel Crisps.' Yummy crunchy thin pretzels.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've tried to get this job for years, so now that I'm in, I don't want to risk anything lol.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Going in for my second interview tomorrow! Wish me luck guys!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I keep trying to get my pizza place to draw something, but they ignore me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After this week of getting rejected from a medical program that I have worked hard for, this made me realize that I need to enjoy life more.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You could buy the internet on Amazon and burn it.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I admit to doing this when my fiance comes home late from work.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like it, but apparently it is very popular in the dance industry.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I'm not wrong, I think those are "Chachimomma" pants. They are specifically made for dancers to freely dance in, while having tightness.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My last name is Do. I heard so many corny jokes growing up. Then I had a teacher named Ms. Weiner

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry spoiler, he doesn't stay imaginary so it's okay to want to marry him!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where should I find 20 flights of stairs to run up?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just got denied a job that I really wanted badly, all through a short e-mail. This sort of helped me get through the pain.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Hi, my name is Earl' Anybody?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't quite sound like what Crabman would say if he lost Mr. Turtle.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear men: be more like Jim.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Everybody that you meet...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a female, I love the movie and he may or may not be the reason why I'm so attached...

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Lost it at ugly child

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1