12875 pts ยท June 7, 2023
Dammit! I meant #5. Not 50.
I can hear #50.
Fuckin sling blade lookin motherfucker.
And even more vindictive.
I'll never forget the sound of the teeth on the curb.
@mods
I hope this all ends up being some weird worldwide fever dream we've been having since 2016.
Thanksssssss - snake.
I'm in western PA and there's still over a foot of snow on the ground.
That shit is intense! I couldn't go to sleep the night before mine out of fear that I'd shit the bed!
So much little guy syndrome.
Dude this one gets me every time. So funny/fucked up.
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
I worked in food service for years and I used to ask my customers if they wanted jalapenis instead of jalapenos to see if anyone noticed.
Did she swallow a watermelon seed?
That dude's glasses are so thick he can see into the future.
That sock broke.
Looks like an old smoker with a nicotine stained beard.
Had to look this one up. Had a good laugh at work. In my cubicle. In a very quiet office setting.
Her ankle is definitely wasted after that.
Or a pterodactyl scream of joy.
Thay bird ain't going shit right for a week.
You can tell because of the dastardly facial hair.
Make it like Looney toons and have it full of kitchenware.
Extra sharp cheddar with cream cheese on one slice of bread and pesto on the other slice.
Yep. They mainly had the tv shows that were a little too edgy for network tv.
And every time someone walks past it make the Price is Right losing sound play.
Dammit! I meant #5. Not 50.
I can hear #50.
Fuckin sling blade lookin motherfucker.
And even more vindictive.
I'll never forget the sound of the teeth on the curb.
@mods
I hope this all ends up being some weird worldwide fever dream we've been having since 2016.
Thanksssssss - snake.
I'm in western PA and there's still over a foot of snow on the ground.
That shit is intense! I couldn't go to sleep the night before mine out of fear that I'd shit the bed!
So much little guy syndrome.
Dude this one gets me every time. So funny/fucked up.
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
I worked in food service for years and I used to ask my customers if they wanted jalapenis instead of jalapenos to see if anyone noticed.
Did she swallow a watermelon seed?
That dude's glasses are so thick he can see into the future.
That sock broke.
Looks like an old smoker with a nicotine stained beard.
Had to look this one up. Had a good laugh at work. In my cubicle. In a very quiet office setting.
Her ankle is definitely wasted after that.
Or a pterodactyl scream of joy.
Thay bird ain't going shit right for a week.
You can tell because of the dastardly facial hair.
Make it like Looney toons and have it full of kitchenware.
Extra sharp cheddar with cream cheese on one slice of bread and pesto on the other slice.
Yep. They mainly had the tv shows that were a little too edgy for network tv.
And every time someone walks past it make the Price is Right losing sound play.