611 pts ยท June 21, 2015
I prefer melons
doo doo doo doo doo doo
Make sure to get a good whiff just to double check its asbestos.
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I wouldnt even trust my owner to feed me. Prob resort to stealing from babies on the street.
I think Hitler has a better one.
I would've already set my hand on fire
Same lol
That's mean
Ew
My friends and i get baked and then have friendly fights. Just for bragging rights.
Oats?
nasty
was on acid when i saw #1. can confirm trippy
farmers do it all the time
Screw you, 7 downvoters! I still have 10 upvotes!
Me too. Unfortunately, thats not as funny
Fuck it. Ill do it myself.
Im lookin for a different kind of Cake
And it was my only one that i had so we had to go to the store for more. Talk about a mood killer. 2/2
No joke, the first time my gf and i got intimate, she tried to put the condom on me and the condom was deffective and didnt fully unroll 1/2
I cant even throw an ibuprofen in my mouth successfully
What he said but with 2 more upvotes than him
Or a wild ride
@OP I guess ill be back in 4 weeks then.
He has a point
I think it should star William Dafriend
Just buy more horses ;)
I prefer melons
doo doo doo doo doo doo
Make sure to get a good whiff just to double check its asbestos.
Underrated comment
I wouldnt even trust my owner to feed me. Prob resort to stealing from babies on the street.
I think Hitler has a better one.
I would've already set my hand on fire
Same lol
That's mean
Ew
My friends and i get baked and then have friendly fights. Just for bragging rights.
Oats?
nasty
was on acid when i saw #1. can confirm trippy
farmers do it all the time
Screw you, 7 downvoters! I still have 10 upvotes!
Me too. Unfortunately, thats not as funny
Fuck it. Ill do it myself.
Im lookin for a different kind of Cake
And it was my only one that i had so we had to go to the store for more. Talk about a mood killer. 2/2
No joke, the first time my gf and i got intimate, she tried to put the condom on me and the condom was deffective and didnt fully unroll 1/2
I cant even throw an ibuprofen in my mouth successfully
What he said but with 2 more upvotes than him
Or a wild ride
@OP I guess ill be back in 4 weeks then.
He has a point
I think it should star William Dafriend
Just buy more horses ;)