Predacane35

159267 pts ยท November 4, 2014


Whole life fell apart except for work, which is going really well. Yay, memes.

HmmMmmm

22 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Again with the squeaky shoes.

22 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm loving the vast majority of imgur is horny now. That's like me, 60% of the time, every time.

23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Meowseum

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Learned that in primary school. Then again, I live in Australia and if you pick up a lot of things you can die.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, that ejaculate when he cuts off a slice.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this from Urotsukidoji?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After banging it, still horny. Yes, common problem.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I die, I die.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I legit thought it was wearing pyjamas.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*fixing my muffin top for the eleventeenth time*

I'm feeling self concious here!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The amount of heat pits on snakes disturbs me, and being able to be swallowed whole.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look up and live, or get viciously mauled.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not with that attitude

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To wear plastic wrap and really seal in the flavour.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

NO, HE DOESN'T? Does he? That's SHIT.

1 day ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Fair

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I chose to believe it's an Easter egg themed butt plug, so both.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought you meant Bobbie was disappointed that you skipped the weigh in. It makes more sense that you're speaking to us, the followers.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The day I don't sexual bazongas, is the day I'm dead. I'm a simple man, I'm attracted to women. Just because most of them aren't attracted to me doesn't change my preference.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Correct!

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please explain. Why would one require patching and not the other?

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#6 woof. Yeah um, I'd love to, it's just taking me a LONG time to undo all the damage.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doing down to earth stuff, not an office in sight. It does sound pretty good.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How sure are we about that? I would think pride of work, but unsure about the remuneration.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I purchased too many shit albums just because I loved the band. You kind of got used to some of the songs.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was my first thought.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Noooooo

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0