Procrastinator57

2565 pts · April 19, 2019


Hey officer, you know that Palantir includes your bodycams?

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worst OnlyFans advertisement.

19 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A digital registry for 3D printers but a paper registry for actual guns? Weird.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a family brand.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, the difference is context. Socially, transwomen and women are the same, but biologically they are different. You wouldn’t medically treat a trans women the same as a woman.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When did the US annex Hawaii and Puerto Rico?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The same happend to my father when he was an ICT consultant. He was assured by 3 people that the server was working fine. Afterwards it turned out that the building containing the server had completely burned down.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still waiting on new scifi stuff from her.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cosplay needs some props. Maybe a milk carton and a fake grenade?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make that message gender neutral and i will support it. HSV-1 is most commonly passed on to children by women.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I doubt they let people swim in there.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hello Sirius, i am your pilot."

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She might pick up the wrong jar from the pantry and blame him.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This already started after WW1 (Balfour Declaration)

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wo you gonna call? (Tear) Gas Busters!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Na na na nah

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't ask me what i'm planning to do. If i tell you, my brain thinks i've already done it and deprives me of the motivation to go through with it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I could use this for my restaurant."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, there is a hole in the pineapple slices.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Babar promised her she would become his queen. He lied.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope he uses protection. The last thing he needs is a bun in the oven.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh, that’s gratifying"

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wet slippers.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Remember ... no Russian"

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clever roll

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But, you can read an analog clock without numbers.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, the 2008 subprime mortgage con. A lot of countries lost money and almost went bancrupt, but the USA kept the collateral/houses.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

White people should fight wars because they voted for the man. You wanted to be the dominant race, get out there white people. /s

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

How many of those are aborted by your god?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They should place a sign in all the airports: "Sorry for the delays. The current government refuses to pay us. We are only staffed by volunteers who offered to work for free."

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0