Prodvengo

605 pts ยท August 26, 2017


2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every success we acheive is built on the corpse of the person we were born to be.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Religious Right have a big advantage over Democrats though. Their politicians actually do what they say they're going to do.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You came in that thing?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know how on a plane they tell you to put your oxygen mask on first, before you try and help someone else? Put your mask on.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you often fantasize about repeatedly stabbing people in the face? Well do I have the hobby for you!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is not a confession and shouldn't be using the Confession Bear format. Bad Joke Eel would have been more appropriate.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

1 is giving European's waaaaaay too much credit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still dead.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not a dealbreaker.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Grandma, what big teeth you have!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tom was beginning to regret marrying a woman 20 years his junior.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last Friday aka get nothing done because awwww day.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Normally I'd say you were "doing God's work" for posting the source, but this time...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harumph!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the fuck is wrong with you OP?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I missed a memo. Why are whales gay?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get you a girl who can...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today in news: UK over 30,000 COVID deaths, worst in Europe. BBC Headline: Boris got get well card from a child!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DNA Pizza in San Francisco does cocktail deliveries. Pizza too.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The BBC has been a mouthpiece for the Tories for a few years now. They aren't unbiased at all.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The BBC is not even remotely "neutral." BBC current affairs have been a mouthpiece for Tory central office for a few years now.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's what the UK is doing as well, it's just the government is lying and pretending they aren't.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are Russia an N. Korea the ones launching nukes? Only country that's ever nuked someone else is the US.

6 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 10

Is it supposed to do that?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then we elected Boris Johnson. A Poundshop (Dollar Store) version of Trump to be Prime Minister. Also, I question Obama having honour.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

Theon Greyjoy killed Keanu Reeves' dog and now everyone must die.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 Went from rabbit to Donnie Darko rabbit.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Capitalism doesn't need any help in that department.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0