ProfessorMatt

209430 pts · April 5, 2013


Yes, I am a real professor. I teach film production. Big SF fan- Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, BSG (both versions), other TV shows, books (big fan of Niven, Ellison, Clarke, and Scalzi) and other movies. I build sci-fi models, too, as a hobby. And I own two-and-a-half Corgis (the youngest is half Corgi, half sneaky neighbor dog.) I'm trying my best to be an Otter of the Universe.

Just wait until the jack-in-the-box pops up!

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Nipples are the best surprise.

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#4 is my spirit animal.

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Three things.

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Yow!

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Does she refer to your services as "doggy styling"?

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LOL!!!

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Paige, YES!

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"Any port in a storm", said the Chihuahua to the Great Dane in heat.

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Oh, I'm not saying it's not a good movie. It's so good, in fact, that it makes me identify with what misfortunes the characters are going through- and that is a journey I do not wish to take again (or often, at least). There are only a few films that hit me like that- WINTER'S BONE is another.

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Areola 51.

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REQUIEM FOR A DREAM. A great film that you will only need/want to see once.

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No, it’s a Battlestar Galactica dream sandwich.

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Like Areola 51.

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I have a friend who still uses his Hotmail account.

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#11 JAZZ HANDS!

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Yeah, but what was his blood (aside from hidden by grass)?

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I seem to recall that it was only recently they were able to agree on which side was up.

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Seriously, this just looks like a character design out of a Miyazaki movie.

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"I guess he got... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Mugged."

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Gorilla warfare, as it were.

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#DressedUndressed

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"The buck stops... I don't know, over there, somewhere."

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WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!!??

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The enemies of Eye-Boy are Papercut Man and the Salt Shaker (in that order.)

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Hey, I made this one first!

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