RaySkye

25249 pts ยท August 9, 2016


He's like the King Midas of shit

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's that shit eating grin at the end for me.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe if we found a way to incinerate a girl's school with the launch they'd be onboard.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here comes the Chopper to chop off your head!
Chop
Chop
Chop
Chop

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does my phone smell like bacon now?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The earth isn't being killed, our ability to live on it is.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like double work.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck, we about to bomb Ukraine

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does the present go to school in Canada?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They got sent to that moon with all the blood and the big scary fish.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are no winners in this war.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Why do you think The Onion is on the verge of bankruptcy? This is the worst part of this timeline.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find it handy to assume that everything about Turdnado is satire but just barely.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Abolish ICE.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel that they really need to decide if they want to run with the great replacement theory or their pro-life theory. Doesn't seem like you should be allowed to hold onto both at the same time.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn those are some good hands! I think you might have a reborn Picasso on your hands

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah he is! Ain't nothin gonna stop our great and glorious leader! He's gonna bless each and every one of our troops with his glorious ball sweat. The men will be so scared at the smell of an alpha and the women will be so turned on the region will get flooded. YEE HAW!!
/S

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also find it funny that the only way they could offer their support w/o it backfiring was by hiding in various shell PACs so no one knew who was running the ads

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, fuckface, if you destroy something 100% that means there is nothing left. If 100% of their military capabilities are destroyed they would have any drones left, you sentient pile of racist big macs.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I live in this fuckwit's district and have NO idea how he keeps getting elected.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, we hate it.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stephen Miller looks like a person that has not only tasted human flesh but also has a preferred recipe.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf is a Digested Bomb? Taco Bell?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it seem fitting that it was shot down?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't there like, a significant portion of service members on food stamps? Seems like that would be a good place to start.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep in mind that the Epstein network was never taken down. Almost everyone that abused kids while Epstein was still pulse positive is still walking around. And you have Epstein's best friend with a new, practically infinite source of children.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who's a good cape buffalo?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry if I was unclear, I was referring the attempt to jail people for using their 1st amendment rights. THAT attempt is illegal

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sometimes the effort is also illegal. If you try and fail to rob a bank they don't let you go and say "Better luck next time". No, they lock your ass up. There are TONS of crimes that are just for the Attempt.thos should not be different.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

What is it with animals with excited butts? That's a strange evolutionary feature to keep.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0