2678 pts ยท April 30, 2017
It was never touched! Lol!
Why???
Me too. I went in to find a stud finder and then go to H.D. to buy a real grab bar I could lag bolt into the stud. You know- the right way.
I, um... I guess I was hoping I got the one item they sell that wasn't going to turn to shit after a week. Please don't laugh at me. :(
Shaking it more than three times is pretty much the only thing I've got going for me. Nobody else is willing to do it.
Great post- but wish you'd added "Limitless". Only one season, but it rocked!
I wonder if I can reach out to her in case she wants to touch an aging and balding white guy who eats too many donuts, for comparison.
It's okay. He won't be needing it in an hour.
Awww... Anybody who's been there will relate. :(
I've never masturbated... though once it went off by accident while I was cleaning it.
I thought Clifford was red???
That's pretty awesome! I used to hunt for old bottles by finding old home sites and trying to figure out where the outhouse was located.
Trump- "How'm I trending this week?" Aid- "Still under Kim Jung Un, but slightly higher that Utah Cop." Trump- "I'll take it!"
They found a way to make cocaine even MORE addictive, though the process of covering it in batter and deep frying it is daunting.
It's Wednesday. Write a check.
For me to agree to this- that red tank in the pic had better be filled with the organic lube he mentioned.
Yes. And there was no beating this #!$% game! Oh was I addicted to it! I'd always die! (But that was kinda fun too, lol)
"So where do you usually hunt for this stuff?" "Oh, the beach, campsites... that old coin dealer place on Rt. 9 that burned down in 1987."
"Pound it!"
Oh, go easy on her, dammit. Bad enough she's got horrible skin and will most likely die alone.
Yeah- she could peel a banana, huh?
Well, she actually looks a lot happier than my wife does at the moment. "Hey, there room down there for two, honey?"
As impressive as this looked- if you zoom in, you'll see she didn't pull the cork out but snapped the top off the bottle. That's just scary!
Heyyy... waitaminute... Wasn't this posted just yesterday as "Poltergeist Activity Captured On Video"?
Jake... there is such a thing as sick and depraved humor. That was my brand in action.
"Someone get the floor some new tiles!"
I thought this was cool until I noticed the guy screaming and banging on the glass to get out. :'(
I love this! The castle looks like it's screaming when he pulls it towards him, lol!
LMAO! Great job, bud!
They're alive! (Damn, she's adorable!)
It was never touched! Lol!
Why???
Me too. I went in to find a stud finder and then go to H.D. to buy a real grab bar I could lag bolt into the stud. You know- the right way.
I, um... I guess I was hoping I got the one item they sell that wasn't going to turn to shit after a week. Please don't laugh at me. :(
Shaking it more than three times is pretty much the only thing I've got going for me. Nobody else is willing to do it.
Great post- but wish you'd added "Limitless". Only one season, but it rocked!
I wonder if I can reach out to her in case she wants to touch an aging and balding white guy who eats too many donuts, for comparison.
It's okay. He won't be needing it in an hour.
Awww... Anybody who's been there will relate. :(
I've never masturbated... though once it went off by accident while I was cleaning it.
I thought Clifford was red???
That's pretty awesome! I used to hunt for old bottles by finding old home sites and trying to figure out where the outhouse was located.
Trump- "How'm I trending this week?" Aid- "Still under Kim Jung Un, but slightly higher that Utah Cop." Trump- "I'll take it!"
They found a way to make cocaine even MORE addictive, though the process of covering it in batter and deep frying it is daunting.
It's Wednesday. Write a check.
For me to agree to this- that red tank in the pic had better be filled with the organic lube he mentioned.
Yes. And there was no beating this #!$% game! Oh was I addicted to it! I'd always die! (But that was kinda fun too, lol)
"So where do you usually hunt for this stuff?" "Oh, the beach, campsites... that old coin dealer place on Rt. 9 that burned down in 1987."
"Pound it!"
Oh, go easy on her, dammit. Bad enough she's got horrible skin and will most likely die alone.
Yeah- she could peel a banana, huh?
Well, she actually looks a lot happier than my wife does at the moment. "Hey, there room down there for two, honey?"
As impressive as this looked- if you zoom in, you'll see she didn't pull the cork out but snapped the top off the bottle. That's just scary!
Heyyy... waitaminute... Wasn't this posted just yesterday as "Poltergeist Activity Captured On Video"?
Jake... there is such a thing as sick and depraved humor. That was my brand in action.
"Someone get the floor some new tiles!"
I thought this was cool until I noticed the guy screaming and banging on the glass to get out. :'(
I love this! The castle looks like it's screaming when he pulls it towards him, lol!
LMAO! Great job, bud!
They're alive! (Damn, she's adorable!)