ReduntantOffender

2678 pts ยท April 30, 2017


It was never touched! Lol!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why???

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. I went in to find a stud finder and then go to H.D. to buy a real grab bar I could lag bolt into the stud. You know- the right way.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I, um... I guess I was hoping I got the one item they sell that wasn't going to turn to shit after a week. Please don't laugh at me. :(

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shaking it more than three times is pretty much the only thing I've got going for me. Nobody else is willing to do it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great post- but wish you'd added "Limitless". Only one season, but it rocked!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if I can reach out to her in case she wants to touch an aging and balding white guy who eats too many donuts, for comparison.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's okay. He won't be needing it in an hour.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Awww... Anybody who's been there will relate. :(

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I've never masturbated... though once it went off by accident while I was cleaning it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought Clifford was red???

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pretty awesome! I used to hunt for old bottles by finding old home sites and trying to figure out where the outhouse was located.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump- "How'm I trending this week?" Aid- "Still under Kim Jung Un, but slightly higher that Utah Cop." Trump- "I'll take it!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They found a way to make cocaine even MORE addictive, though the process of covering it in batter and deep frying it is daunting.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Wednesday. Write a check.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me to agree to this- that red tank in the pic had better be filled with the organic lube he mentioned.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. And there was no beating this #!$% game! Oh was I addicted to it! I'd always die! (But that was kinda fun too, lol)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"So where do you usually hunt for this stuff?" "Oh, the beach, campsites... that old coin dealer place on Rt. 9 that burned down in 1987."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Pound it!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, go easy on her, dammit. Bad enough she's got horrible skin and will most likely die alone.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Yeah- she could peel a banana, huh?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, she actually looks a lot happier than my wife does at the moment. "Hey, there room down there for two, honey?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As impressive as this looked- if you zoom in, you'll see she didn't pull the cork out but snapped the top off the bottle. That's just scary!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heyyy... waitaminute... Wasn't this posted just yesterday as "Poltergeist Activity Captured On Video"?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jake... there is such a thing as sick and depraved humor. That was my brand in action.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Someone get the floor some new tiles!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was cool until I noticed the guy screaming and banging on the glass to get out. :'(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this! The castle looks like it's screaming when he pulls it towards him, lol!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

LMAO! Great job, bud!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're alive! (Damn, she's adorable!)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0