Rocketeered

415 pts ยท July 9, 2012


The timing of my first panic attacks due to hypochondria have always been linked mentally to the show House being on air

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm: used to work at PETA and all the pit bull puppies that would come in would magically be "too sick" to save

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except this version is owned by a Chinese company that is giving the govt access to your info and heavily censoring content!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst god damn marshmallows in the world.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Logo Quiz game is awesome. All other are great

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or its more than likely since Russia is trying to cause turmoil in the US theyre releasing info to get us to turn on each other

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was bitten by the monkeys in Ubud. Dr made me carry around dry ice and rabies shots to the Gili islands

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ate a medicinal chocolate bar square, didn't work an hour later, ate the rest of it. Seven hours later I couldn't walk. There are no rules

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That table sucks, bro. You shouldn't even keep it. You should donate it to my house. Make me use it. LOL that would show me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is like saying, "dont put out the house fire the neighbor's house is even worse!" I dont care about Mexico. I dont live there

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're not Mexico. We're better than Mexico and still, overall we have more mass murders than they do

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah. If it meant people wouldnt get their head blown off at a concert. Yeah

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When's a good time to discuss? When people aren't being murdered? "That building's on fire!" LETS NOT MAKE THIS ABOUT BUILDING STRUCTURE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Lets fight all the fights. We can do this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweden needs to get its shit together too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, its called gun control. Surprise, murder goes down if there are less guns

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

SHe's an artist. She did this many times with different things

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yes...I watched this because of the dogs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Answer the phone in mandarin "Wei?" or "Nihao"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. thank you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's also a sign that you're upset by how much youve let yourself go and need to fix it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*Sees spiderweb* "is it possible to set this apartment on fire again?"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a gentleman. I'll take one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you sleep with someone like Usher who's slept with hundreds of women. You have to assume he has herpes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus, this was the best Twitter dump I've ever seen. Kudos, Mr. Yorkshireman

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The amount of people who believe this is outstanding

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1