SalsaBeard

66615 pts · February 15, 2015


This Imgurian did not write anything. It’s safe to assume they are actually just a couple of kids in a trench coat, though.

So I keep seeing this and there is one thing that I’m not seeing anything about. Did the facility not have a fire suppression system? How was this able to spread to the entire facility? Will they be found liable for all the damages and receive no insurance coverage?

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not all that shocking. Rebooting clears out RAM and flushes remnant processes and other crap bogging things down or causing problems. The troublesome part is that while on the surface this fixes the problem, it doesn’t necessarily mean it isn’t going to come right back after a short period of time.

One of my most painful unnamed enterprise TAC memories was chasing down a problem in our Wireless Controllers that would only crop up after about 30 days of being online.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yup, can confirm. It’s Tuesday.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still have mine from Space Academy, but alas, mine does not fit anymore.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Poseidon’s French Kiss

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#4 God dammit, Margaret! Where the hell are the paper clips?!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part of the reason I still remember it is because my mom is still using it.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably a token of appreciation for being the only person in the world to pay for a license.

6 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

While I can understand your sentiment, I will say that while I was laying on the ground the other day, my 1.5 year old daughter came over, slammed her butt down on my head, shat in her diaper, then laughed about it.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

According to the analysis, it seems there is a high probability that you can safely consume dairy products.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best comment.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I use to do this with my parents on restaurant placements.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven’t put down anything mostly because we have a one-year old and a dog that need to eat everything. But it’s also just been worse with all the rain we’ve been getting.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always leave my house spiders be unless they are immediately in harm’s way. They pay more than a fair share of rent by eating the mosquitoes. Now if only I could get them onto the roaches and ants.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I loved this show so much. I feel like it would have done so much better if it hadn’t been competing against Game of Thrones in its prime.

9 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Back in my day “meatspin” was something totally different.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuckin’ love me a good bath.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn’t know there was a live action Kiki’s Delivery Service. Where can I find the rest of it?

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Nah. That’s a yoke.

11 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It was the simplest and quickest example I could come up with on the fly. Back in my college days I lived with a guy who just sat in his room all day every day playing video games and getting high. His girlfriend (no idea why she stuck around) did everything for him. Needless to say, when the lease renewal came up, no one was really on board for him to keep living there.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In before that dumb, white guy named Jimmy Pop writes a song about it.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely not. I wish I was raised with a second language so badly. And for the record, English is stupid. They set all of these ground rules for it and don’t follow any of them.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The problem I have with this is the generalization. I too dislike the dudes who just sit on their couch all day and curse at strangers for no reason while they can’t be bothered to fold the laundry that someone else did for them. But we aren’t all like that. I love video games. But I pull my weight in my relationship too.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#14 how many pairs of shoes does she own?!

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuck you @ShiftManager

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I too enjoy playing badonkadongo drums.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How big is your gym?! How can you even climb on that wall?!?!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was looking into sugaring. Less painful than waxing with similar results.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 The absolute best product to come out of the Van Helsing Corporation was the “No Solicitors” sign. Our entire neighborhood has been vampire free since we posted them.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0