SizzleSphinx

8756 pts ยท November 23, 2014


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I had a cat that either read my mind or understood English but only for me not my family. My two cats now only understand food.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Over 18 so odds are in your favor. If they ask for nudes and don't mention age I could understand not getting arrested for that. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never thought about that before. If you honestly don't know the age can you still get in trouble? Vast majority of users are 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate that your username wasn't created on October 30th.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've had the cheese on the outside of the burger happen to me before I can't express my anger in words.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aliens who discovered Earth I believe

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I thought the Chinese invented sesame cat not the Japanese. My local Chinese place only serves sesame chicken though :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Question for those who have served in the military: are you trained to shoot on a certain side or is it whatever side you want?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn I haven't seen a comment with this many down votes in ages. Currently at -119. I don't agree but I didn't think it was -119 points bad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does no one want me to have a happy Hanukkah ever?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish more people of other faiths would wish happy (insert non Christmas holiday) the way Christians say Merry Christmas to everyone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not arguing but I will say I assassinated a fuck ton of peasants for no reason in assassins creed. And they definitely weren't murders.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

OMG who did this?? I'm literally dying! Thumbs up 100 100 laughing crying face x5

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I don't believe anyone who claims to have made it to the end.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That guy with the rifle under the car would do nicely until the tire gets shot and the car squishes him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That guy with the rifle under the car would do nicely until the tire gets shot and the car squishes him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who rates things out of 911 what a weird system

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I get it. I'm not laughing but I get it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You can make this comment on any post and I would upvote it

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I tried that once because I was feeling adventurous. I hated it 2/10 would not recommend.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Sorry I didn't mean the law is that you have to be certified, I mean if you are certified there is a law that protects you from being sued

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You're not thinking about how easy it is to give up on someone you think is dead. Also CPR is very exhausting even though it doesn't seem it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where I live in USA if CPR certified you are protected but certification only lasts 2 years. If you are not certified you can easily be sued

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It can be very expensive some places. I used to get it for free when I was a lifeguard. Looked into it later and it was over $100

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FYI my certification ran out about 8 years ago IDK if things have changed please share if you have more up to date info.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are properly certified but it only lasts 2 years. I know CPR but aren't certified anymore so I couldn't do it without risking trouble for me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do any damage (which you likely will) even if they were dying anyway. It's a shitty situation but classic USA. You can't be sued if you 2/3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When I got certified I was taught when your certification runs out DO NOT perform CPR on someone. You can get sued by the family if you 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I am in love with preacher. First few episodes I said "WTF is this show even about" multiple times but in a good way

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also don't know how it works for moving boats...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0