SlickLily

11975 pts ยท January 9, 2012


HI!! I'm Kelsey. I live in Virginia and actually just moved to a new area so I dont know anyone. I'm always up for meeting and talking to new people so feel free to message me :)

Don't forget manassas. Short pump is just a nickname anyway because of a small water pump that used to be there

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oorrr.. And hear me out.. I could continue lying on the couch with my dog and handle the other stuff tomorrow

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This gif never fails to make me laugh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same with the 4runners

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Anyone else think this was a bite mark from some idiot who didn't know how to eat a banana?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I put lotion on my legs. Dry and ashy to **FABULOUS**

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bottom right and bottom left

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just started work at a dentist office. Your page is going to be super helpful

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh holy shit that made me laugh so hard

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear about your troubles. Get some scar gel. Generic is fine. Shit works wonders. I had horrendous acne scars and it helped a ton.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I wish I didn't understand this comment so well

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Me and my SO both enjoy giving and receiving. It feels better than you would expect

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Feels great. Better than expected. Doing it for someone else isn't bad either.. as long as it's clean. That's the key.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

SAME

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex's base had those kind of gates. Hate those stupid things

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog would try to take them all..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just love these

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but internal storage is minimal

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Shit, I'd do it and I'm a straight woman

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SAME!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's so cuuuute

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to thank whomever told you that. Great advice

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I sit when I have to shave my legs or hooha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As an introvert I could relate to two of these. The rest are just no

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think the mental image is the best part. You really paint a picture haha

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You need more points. I just let out a genuine laugh after reading your comment

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same here. Never seen it happen at my house

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh just type the flipping zero

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0