Smartbuttcracker

6554 pts · May 31, 2012


He would probably impregnate her before you even had a chance to set the table.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope so too but...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Husband did it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh. Then,... go fuck yourself?

6 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 2

Okay. That’s awesome.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you get a wedgie in public.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Satan?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

/a/QL9ZC8A

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw the 7 on the jersey and thought Michael Vic was going after another dog.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didn’t you see that they already got a whole truckload of thoughts and prayers??? Just kidding, I’m not that cynical and edgy. Bless y’all!

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So only Cracka?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’re doing great, sweetie. But before we continue, take a good look at my crotch. -Dad probably.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He definitely has been voting Democratic. FTFY

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They may take a hit but I think banks will be around for a long time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s the bad guy? .... Duh.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not a zoo. Chinese restaurant where you pick your food before they fry it up. Bat section is temporarily closed.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Leave those cats alone.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then someone needs to get cracking.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to see this as a shot for shot remake with Dwayne Johnson.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don’t be shy, go ahead and kiss your fist.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So 10 years to cure or develop verbal dyslexia?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

She can be hoe-ish if she wants to, she can leave her friends behind. Because if her friends aren’t hoe-ish they’re no friends of mine.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Because it’s awesome.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

HE SAID THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Garb a partner and do-si-do.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0