This account is shared by a married couple of European bi women who favourite other women with muscles, dogs, medieval shit, and weird things. We downvote all religious junk, politics, patriotic nonsense, selfies, guns, and violence. If you take a selfie with a holy book, a gun, and a flag you're the new worst person! Feel free to send us pics of anything... especially your things... especially if they activate neurons. "Monogamy? In this economy!?"
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Oh hello.
Most Americans get through their whole life without alot of medical expenses, if you don't count the 15k birth.
Yay!
Need an icepack for your ass? Why are you so butthurt over my casual comment?
BECAUSE. THEY. PAY. STARVATION. WAGES.
I WANT ONE.
Every bomb they drop costs 5 Americans free healthcare for life.
When you're outside of US politics, but still familiar with it, you can see Republicans always raise prices and crash the economy. Democrats then spend years slowly recovering, but it's not noticeable enough, so Republicans are elected. Republicans then crash the economy.
Nice. My cousin has a little etsy shop that sells stuff like this. Some of my friends bought from him. https://backalleydiceshop.etsy.com
Oh mine was shit too. I just wish I had the opportunity to learn that for myself.
DAMN YOU HOLLAND! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
Oops. I overshared...
At least they have a lot of pictures and videos of their dad. I had one photo, one weekend, and one funeral.
Americans will be fine.
Because Israel thinks that it can so whatever it wants and the US will have its back. It's like a little guy at the club who talks a lot of shit and throws the first punch because his friend is the bouncer and won't ever throw him out.
Just make sure to cut it up. Those doggos are gobblers and they don't handle large pieces of food enough to know how to get it down without choking.
Very cool.
Everyone is totally okay with your Vulpin character at the table, but once you produce art of them in thigh highs suddenly you're a pariah.
Crystal.
PAY THEM AND THEY WILL BUY SHIT.
Uh... BOB! That's his name. Baby Bob Erwin.
I know that guy! He's Steve Erwin's kid! Cool.
Can confirm.
Now make a buttplug and I'll buy it.
We'll be two Morticias.
Now, if she had a dick, she'd be perfect.
Welcome to America. Where your life is a paid subscription.
Not one of the people I've ever heard say that was in the military. It's all blue-collar redneck chickenhawk dipshits.