StealthToaster

3058 pts ยท December 30, 2014


Hello, my name is Austin and I live in Tulsa.

International shipping is a bitch

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Yes

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As someone from Oklahoma who travels, what an odd thing to say when Arkansas, Louisiana, Kentucky, and West Virginia exist.

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Yes!

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Christina Ricci

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My brother used to give me his Camel Bucks as a way to bribe me so I wouldn't tell our parents he was smoking. I never ended up doing anything with them.

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I first thought you meant Captain Kirk and I was very confused

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Unfortunately, the xkcd store has been gone for a while.

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Yes, every Wednesday at noon

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It's Wednesday in Tulsa

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Not a Democrat

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Not a Democrat

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I'm guessing break up sex but idk

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Larkin Love for the purple hair

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Fibrebond, we buy buildings from them.

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Gavin?

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Before the election, I heard a lady say, "I can't vote for her because I just don't know what she is."

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I know it's not the point but those are shitty looking nachos

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