80385 pts ยท December 22, 2019
The curse of knowledge strikes again
"Is there a Mr. Puffs?""She doesn't like to talk about it."
It's because they're racist, but the extra cowardly kind who pretend like they're not.
Jesus christ going to the twitter link to see the arrest video and every other reply is some dipshit moron going "grok what is this". If you ever use grok you should lose your right to vote, ugh.
Worked on my ass! I'm slightly not old enough to have seen the Transformers movie in theaters, but I am old enough to have cried about Optimus dying when I rented it on VHS.
Not that I'd expect this mall ninja in an anime shirt, trench coat, and flip flips to be able to break down a door in his wildest dreams, but if some lunatic like this gets through your door and you own a firearm, you should protect yourself. Calling the cops while he's posturing outside is the thing to do, but I'd personally say anyone's in their moral right to defend themselves once a threatening person has broken in.
#49 Pippin standing atop a knocked over representation of a dinosaur feels very poetic
Kirk is the forced tracheotomy one with the tiny face. Shapiro is the one with the squeaky voice who talks really fast because if he slowed down it might allow a thought to enter his head. Also he's the one with the wife with the driest pussy, which says a lot for republican wives.
Flat scalies are valid. Busty scalies are valid. All reptile girls are lovely. ...but I like the lizard boobs more.
Bo, some of these people are demonstrably and verifiably bad and evil. Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos, etc. They are evil people. The system is also evil, but that does not dismiss the choices being made by those in charge.
He must've run through his last check with Putin's name on it
Where's the "All you had to do..." star for the Kimberly Clark CEO?
I'm sure they absolutely were counting on that. When he's making a big speech to the Coalition I keep waiting to hear "Til all are one!"
I was not prepared for him to show up in Invincible, it was such a pleasant surprise!
Hey guy in the orange shirt... It's been barely 3 months. Like yes we absolutely need to actually hold politicians accountable, but goddamn this is the same shit that ALWAYS happens. 1: Dogshit Republican takes control and absolutely fucks things up. 2: Voters get pissed and vote in Democrat at next election. 3: Voters get pissed the Dem can't fix everything from part 1 immediately and repeat the cycle.
I made some cheap ramen today, and it no less than 3 times in increasingly bold and red font warned you to take the seasoning packet out before microwaving. Also the same level of warnings not to microwave it without putting water in so it won't catch on fire.You really gotta spell it out for some folks.
But it was all worth it, because the billions spent and lives lost got us an even worse deal with more concessions and less security than the one that was already in place and cost us nothing!
Bitch you're in a nail salon, are you new? That's like walking into a Mexican restaurant and complaining about hearing Spanish, which I'm sure this dumbass would.
The % of Americans absolutely brainwashed into craving boot leather is depressing
Spoiler for previous episode........I was honestly hoping we'd have Oliver or Nolan stomp Conquest's head into paste just to be 100% sure
How is it a spoiler even? Oliver and Nolan were alive at the end of the previous episode and you can't even see who/what is being punched here.
Came here to say that, loved those things
Aha, thanks for adding some context! Guess this guy was incredibly committed to making sure it all went up.
Probably unintended consequence, but he also did point out how woefully unsafe that building was if there was basically zero fire protection to try and extinguish the fires before they became an uncontrollable blaze. You would've thought a giant warehouse full of highly flammable paper would have some decent sprinklers, but apparently not!
Nothing like setting billions of dollars on fire, killing thousands of innocent people in multiple countries, fucking up the global economy even worse, making US citizens poorer, weakening out military and showing our "enemies" what a joke it's become under the current leadership structure, all to get... Worse than what the existing agreement was before you did this for no reason. THE (F)ART OF THE DEAL
Imagine having to take care of a baby for decades. Who'd ever want to have little green Yoda kids?
Didn't they say that baby Yoda is like 70?
I'm sorry I can't hear you from over here in the chill zone where your bad vibes are unwelcome
Would "fuck Jack I'm on the lifeboat" been good for a love story tho?
The curse of knowledge strikes again
"Is there a Mr. Puffs?"
"She doesn't like to talk about it."
It's because they're racist, but the extra cowardly kind who pretend like they're not.
Jesus christ going to the twitter link to see the arrest video and every other reply is some dipshit moron going "grok what is this". If you ever use grok you should lose your right to vote, ugh.
Worked on my ass! I'm slightly not old enough to have seen the Transformers movie in theaters, but I am old enough to have cried about Optimus dying when I rented it on VHS.
Not that I'd expect this mall ninja in an anime shirt, trench coat, and flip flips to be able to break down a door in his wildest dreams, but if some lunatic like this gets through your door and you own a firearm, you should protect yourself. Calling the cops while he's posturing outside is the thing to do, but I'd personally say anyone's in their moral right to defend themselves once a threatening person has broken in.
#49 Pippin standing atop a knocked over representation of a dinosaur feels very poetic
Kirk is the forced tracheotomy one with the tiny face. Shapiro is the one with the squeaky voice who talks really fast because if he slowed down it might allow a thought to enter his head. Also he's the one with the wife with the driest pussy, which says a lot for republican wives.
Flat scalies are valid. Busty scalies are valid. All reptile girls are lovely.
...but I like the lizard boobs more.
Bo, some of these people are demonstrably and verifiably bad and evil. Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos, etc. They are evil people. The system is also evil, but that does not dismiss the choices being made by those in charge.
He must've run through his last check with Putin's name on it
Where's the "All you had to do..." star for the Kimberly Clark CEO?
I'm sure they absolutely were counting on that. When he's making a big speech to the Coalition I keep waiting to hear "Til all are one!"
I was not prepared for him to show up in Invincible, it was such a pleasant surprise!
Hey guy in the orange shirt... It's been barely 3 months. Like yes we absolutely need to actually hold politicians accountable, but goddamn this is the same shit that ALWAYS happens. 1: Dogshit Republican takes control and absolutely fucks things up. 2: Voters get pissed and vote in Democrat at next election. 3: Voters get pissed the Dem can't fix everything from part 1 immediately and repeat the cycle.
I made some cheap ramen today, and it no less than 3 times in increasingly bold and red font warned you to take the seasoning packet out before microwaving. Also the same level of warnings not to microwave it without putting water in so it won't catch on fire.
You really gotta spell it out for some folks.
But it was all worth it, because the billions spent and lives lost got us an even worse deal with more concessions and less security than the one that was already in place and cost us nothing!
Bitch you're in a nail salon, are you new? That's like walking into a Mexican restaurant and complaining about hearing Spanish, which I'm sure this dumbass would.
The % of Americans absolutely brainwashed into craving boot leather is depressing
Spoiler for previous episode
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I was honestly hoping we'd have Oliver or Nolan stomp Conquest's head into paste just to be 100% sure
How is it a spoiler even? Oliver and Nolan were alive at the end of the previous episode and you can't even see who/what is being punched here.
Came here to say that, loved those things
Aha, thanks for adding some context! Guess this guy was incredibly committed to making sure it all went up.
Probably unintended consequence, but he also did point out how woefully unsafe that building was if there was basically zero fire protection to try and extinguish the fires before they became an uncontrollable blaze. You would've thought a giant warehouse full of highly flammable paper would have some decent sprinklers, but apparently not!
Nothing like setting billions of dollars on fire, killing thousands of innocent people in multiple countries, fucking up the global economy even worse, making US citizens poorer, weakening out military and showing our "enemies" what a joke it's become under the current leadership structure, all to get... Worse than what the existing agreement was before you did this for no reason.
THE (F)ART OF THE DEAL
Imagine having to take care of a baby for decades. Who'd ever want to have little green Yoda kids?
Didn't they say that baby Yoda is like 70?
I'm sorry I can't hear you from over here in the chill zone where your bad vibes are unwelcome
Would "fuck Jack I'm on the lifeboat" been good for a love story tho?