Successlessness

2516 pts ยท August 9, 2022


If there was any one word to describe my life, it would be my username.

Let's face it, I won't make it out of this country let alone establish a life anywhere else. I work paycheck to paycheck and cannot save a dollar.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bravo!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh come on, now.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Funny, but I really wish people would use "its" in its proper, possessive form.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted to moved to New Zealand.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait what?

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Is your girlfriend single? ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The beauty of that is that they don't give a fuck about you either! Just the money

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Instructions unclear. I ended up baking 2 gallons of piss and some baking soda blended up with a Big Arch meal

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds like it would be excruciatingly painful. Almost like "the juice would not be worth the squeeze."

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But I always see my nose. 100% of the time.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That's it.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, you devious bastard, you

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The biggliest, most ugly cancer

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is Cold. And it is Ready.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuckin lol

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, Lassannn.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bro we're going to get you a girl, I swear to god

2 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Holy Christ...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sirk da solay

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Extra curvy driftwood or a nice rocky outcrop. Hnnnng

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

O.O

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah.. Sad to say but you probably would have just been fatally shot, too.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

GOD! DAMN!!!!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breaking News: Local Cat has Never Been Fed.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Turns out that cat doesn't even go there

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not even

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1