TacticalPuke

9495 pts · March 23, 2016


Believe it or not, I'm 50% centaur

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BTW, my porn account is "SloppySecondsToMars" - now you only have to guess the server

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, that's "seconds"

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

3: the software won't cause the clock to drift more, unless it sets the clock on purpose. It will only read the time, never set it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2: 30s/year means only ~1 minute over the lifetime of your phone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1: we were talking about REAL computing here, not shoddy fonez. Grown-up stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real-time_clock It IS a clock. And it doesn't drift that much (maybe 30s/year). /u/densemotherfucker

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nope. It can keep time because it's a CLOCK. Was a thing in the 1980, before public internet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's a Magikarp, dude! ;) #CannotUnsee

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"fast enough" Needs better phrasing, sorry for being That Guy. OTOH if one of those hits Cheung at 90mph... #DriverlessKarma

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"without breaking a sweat" is not the issue. "Without realising you're exceeding the speed limit" is the BS there.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Zombiecalypse: Ante Mortem.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Kurt Cobain: *ka-splortch*

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

It wood. 100 seeds would be cheaper and usually more effective.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

/r/SecondWorldAnarchy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then put only ONE in water. #momdoyouevenlogic

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fear of palindrome is "aibohphobia." That's how the medical community treats made-up disorders...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Best Android post of the week!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

(2/2) Latin: umbra = shadow, umbrella = small/portable shadow, so actually a parasol

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

(1/2) BTW ain't it funny that we use the word "umbrella" for something we use against the rain?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not sure but I think it's just a pun on "dry humor."

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#16 would have been more appropriate for losing one's shit, just sayin'

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And again, my handle is relevant...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

TFW my alias is relevant...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

10 forward is where the upper and lower forward shields overlap. If one of them fails, it's still shielded.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

OTOH, Édouard and André Michelin were... entreprepneurs. YEEEAAAAHHHHH

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2