TankoJoe

33952 pts · April 2, 2014


Ever try making a savory jam out of onions and using that as a spread?

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you unmute? It sounds a lot like metal on metal.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hate to say it, but the better way is to go underweight. They can cut your rations but they can't force feed you.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure metal spatula on a silicone sheet would be a good idea. I think that's just stainless steel that needs a scrub.

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The meal was over long ago. So long that it's shit itself out by now. It's just a ring of shit lying there.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The regular jeans and sneakers are also a huge weak point. Also, your helmet is right there behind you, homie. Strap it on.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. I was under the impression the helmet speakers would let me listen to music on the interstate.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not only that, but despite the obvious pattern, dipshits are still lining up to lick boot.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That anime was a comparison of power gaming and roleplaying. I will offer no further explanation.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fuck you I'm going to ask harder now.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ahegao-hell no.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okie dokie, if I get called up I'll just take the Maxwell Q. Klinger route.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You lay the slabs down and wet them, in the meantime an experienced mason has laid an entire course and is now waiting on you.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Loafing is ok when you're a baker.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your first one is a half cup of marshmallow fluff injected directly into your ass cheek.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why would they be annoyed? I'm just a curious little rhino.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tlaib is from Detroit and Omar is Somali... where the hell did Mace glean any connection to Iran?

1 month ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 3

Hmmm. Well that will be a lot less campy than Verhoeven's vision. Actually portraying the pseudo-arachnids as they were described in the book would be nice.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

"Ill have the cream of sum yun guy*

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do the other inmates beat up on chomos in UK prisons like they do here?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's just this time of year (if you live in the northern hemisphere). Don't worry, more sunlight is coming, take some vitamin D for now.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Alright so, the main thing to worry about is that you become nigh on invisible when you are riding a motorcycle. I believe staying visible in traffic is more important than any skill based around simply operating the machine. Watch for people not watching. Please take your class, though. The MSF does a pretty good job and my course was free.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You didn't need to get a license endorsement first? Either way please take a BRC and wear all your gear.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Create has gotten so popular that there are mods for the mod. I wonder if VS/Clockwork is out yet.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coffee in the shower is new to me. A beer in the shower, however, is not. #TeamShowerBeer

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Colonel Fedmahn Kassad would agree.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hubris
/ˈ(h)yo͞obrəs/
noun
that shit.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Obligatory "Your ads are based on your browsing history" comment.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 28

We used to call it the "Crustache."

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0