TapiocaMartini

73952 pts ยท July 6, 2017


I really have to poop. nothing special here. Just wanted to let you know.

Please tell me this is just like Israeli maga and not the majority. I am really starting to hope God is thinking about another flood.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's why I bought a lot of stickers. I'm putting them shits on everything!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why time travel wouldn't work. There's probably tons of frozen time travelers floating around behind and in front of us and burning up in the atmosphere when we get to where they popped up

3 days ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

#1 honestly with everything going on they'd probably be relieved

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom just beat me with whatever was at hand. Remote, hanger, phone cord, belt, broomstick, etc. Its funny because now I never have the urge to hurt my kids. I'll talk to them, or lecture them to death by boredom, but beating them seems like a waste of energy.

5 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It didn't make me an atheist, but it did make me stop believe in "Christians".

1 week ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

#2 why?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waffle house

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As we all know they clearly worked 10,000,000 times harder than you did for the money. And you better not thinking about taxing them for it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you read the bible you'll realize this is all pretty much on par with the old testament. Old God was all about absolute destruction. There is no new testament in the Torah.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jesus man, you'd think at some point they would be evil enough, but it looks like they won't see it until they are filling the Graves with bodies. Hell a million dead americans never stopped them during covid... I'm guessing their evil is their point of existing

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imma be honest. This is the one I was waiting for him to do. It seems the most appropriate. Has he done Lobo yet? That would be good too.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had anxiety, suicidal tendencies, and depression from the daily beatings, potential homelessness, and poor diet. Good times...

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I literally have it tattooed on me.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She has kids? I thought she was a lesbonian?

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 22

Are you anywhere near ohio? I swear ive seen work like that at a festival out here

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The president is a pussy

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eat a big spoon of peanut butter. The process resets your breathing and cures the hiccups

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He should sue for a lemon pound cake and $500

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 ngl dude looks good with a mustache

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Discount Dan? Is that you?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh they know what it is, they just can't figure out a way to be against it that doesn't sound as blatantly racist as it is.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is this homunculus?

4 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Honestly I do this on purpose. I worked at a call center for years and tried perfecting the 'phucknetic' alphabet. Like P for pteridactyl G for gnat, K for knife, W for wreck, etc. It would absolutely infuriate people or make them laugh like crazy. I still do it even though I'm not in the business anymore. Gotta get your kicks where you can these days.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What exactly has he done to get any kind of applause? Isn't he like a college drop out that has just been handed billions? Thank fuck am I missing?

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't this just prove the point that you have to be brain damaged to be a republican?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And I can't wait to watch him get knocked out in front of millions of people for the 2nd time.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a child hope was my worst enemy. Life was so bad I wished I never had hope so I wouldn't have anything to be disappointed by. Hope is a curse when your life is filled with constant fear and misery. That is how so many of us are feeling right now. The worst part of it all is that, at least in America, 40% of those around around us are rooting for this misery to get worse.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0