TheBlueMuppet

133242 pts ยท January 9, 2014


I'm not terribly complicated, really.

Igorrr - Headbutt. Amazing song, amazing band.

8 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She says you can rub her belly, but only one. Which one are you going for?

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the smaller of the BMW electric vehicle line in the US.

22 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I move me some bluebees.

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey, can your corvette do a wheelie? No? His nova can. Save your gas, you lost already."

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please insert Clutch to continue.

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Polonesia.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smells like balls.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burgerking Foot Lettyeass cadence?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are! They're making sure you have to give their friends money to get one, rather than having one for free. Can't go having something without it being paid for so they can get more rich

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be her best friend immediately, for everyone's safety.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Look, I think you can see her kidneys!" - Randall

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I always wanted to see the contact around that, lol

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a submarine, it's up top. That's just a Marine.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do I feel like that is *very* explosive, lol

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bra

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Prince?

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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"I know you heard me with those bigass ears." - Haru, Beastars in 8 minutes

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And smaste.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can also find that certain very powerful rocket fuels are stupidly easy to make from rather easy to find stuff. But it's one of those "yeah you can make it but it'll probably kill you because you can't store it properly" things.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You definitely missed her point there, lol.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, that was unexpectedly complete.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her butt?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

High Impact PolyStyrene

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#3 this has me cry laughing, omg. Some of the frames are just so hilarious!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever try to catch your phone and end up kicking it into the wall? That, but a baby cat.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Misread, bought a Yugo.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably "independant thought", "supportive behavior", and "sexual agency", if they're saying it like that.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0