ThreeLeftsMakeARight

8241 pts · September 16, 2019


Also vampires.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m a school counselor. It’s my job to help struggling kids. Last year my life was gutted with a machete. Over the summer I worked out every day, read, went for runs and bike rides, swam, rested, and picked up a hobby to ring my brain for every possible ounce of endorphins I could get just to keep my head above water and not get sucked into despair. School is in, so I don’t have time for all that and I can feel myself starting to drown. Can’t even help myself, so how could I help a kid?

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Saquon Sharkley

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasting eggs? In this economy?

8 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Cankles McTaco Tits new band name called it.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just guys being dudes.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 I misread this as increasing ethnicity prices…

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s funnier is that the clip of her getting KOed isn’t even the fight she’s talking about. In the fight she’s talking about, she got beat on the first round and wouldn’t come out for the second.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The illustrator puts a Sasquatch hidden somewhere in every episode.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I remember literally thinking when Trump was first elected that this was going to turn into the episode “The Waldo Moment”

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“….and maybe a little milkshake.”

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#29 the fact that I actually had to look this up to see if it was real.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Capitalism? More like Crapitalism… amiright ladies?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s with great shame that I admit that until I read these comments, I thought a whirling dervish was some kind of tornado sandstorm thing. Turns out that I was thinking of a “dust devil.”

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes you don’t even get to decide where. I have a 45 minute commute to work. Thank God Hardee’s opens at 6am or I would’ve been cooked.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#36 Their offer to buy me implies that I even have value.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#44 no I haven’t.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#43 when my wife told me she doesn’t love me anymore lmao

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m sorry bro, I feel you. My wife just told me she’s not in love with me anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#25 you’ll never find a server with all 7

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 what if we kissed in the shag carpet twin bathtubs? 🙈👀👉👈❤️

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s falling with style

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No I get it. I just made an /s

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

People downvoting because I called out capitalism lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

This is America. Never do anything for free.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 13

#48 you mean a rodeo clown

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soak it in wood first.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3