Profile! I'm an Imgurian. I also make silly gaming content on YouTube if you're into that sort of thing: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeCHKEvnNXAgjzDW4YySc4g It's better than it sounds, unless it sounds pretty okay in which case it's exactly as good as it sounds. Oh, and if you get me to the front page I'll...uh...let you choose the next game I record? Hell, I'll even stream it! But message me if you do, because I don't pay attention. They gave me 500 characters for my comments, and I use all of them.
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That's damn impressive, and kudos for her for bending the fence back
🎶These are brick
(nana-naaana)
Tomes 🎶
#5 I was setting up a Raspberry Pi for the first time yesterday, remoting in over my network because I don't have the right cables for a direct connection. Next steps in setup were to bounce the network connection through command line. With full confidence, I executed the down command, and took a full 5 seconds before I asked out loud "Hey Tom, how the fuck are you gonna execute the up command when you're remoting in?"
And then I slowly sunk into the soil and loam, never to emerge.
At least they're in high spirits
I have upwards of several teeth!
#24 "Coming up to the stage, None the Fact that I Don't Eat Salaaaaad!" *loud wheezing and gravy noises*
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Saving this for the next time I find myself in a full goth panic
"What do you do in your off time?"
I draw.
Goddammit, donut
Autobottle, roll out!
Did he ever stop rising? Heaventually
Nuts if true
#26
#2 You had me at "his health exploded"
But milking has occurred, so enjoy your cereal
His first glove didn't last because it left him, and was all right after
#2 The game plays as normal for three more days until he comes back
I said nothing, for I was not a cube
Legend of Zelda: It's Ocaweiner Time!
OHHH NOOOOem
Giddy up.
#34 Why does this read like an esoteric marketing campaign for an inscrutable Swedish product?

Experience Cuppage. Experience Strettell.
#8 Better Call Saul is the most elaborate "what are you in for?" in history
I thought it was Lady G, or how many people hate Ted Cruz. I'm starting to think these people are just terrible at keeping secrets.
#46 Geoff Tate (the comedian not the musician) has a good bit about this:
"Whenever I read a book, I just picture me doing all that stuff. So when they describe [Jack Reacher] like 'he's six-five wearing a whatever' I'm just like 'he's like six feet, cool shirt, definitely not fat', like that is me for sure! I gotta do all the work, I gotta imagine it all up, I may as well get to do it."
I wrote all that then found it on YT, he can tell it better: https://youtu.be/wY3YhTVaurk
Mongo would be appalled to hear you speak of yourself in such a way! Really, randomwalrus.
Old job, requested PTO to visit my father who had been diagnosed with cancer. Manager rejected the request, said TO MY FACE, "It's not really a vacation, is it? You can apply for unpaid leave under FMLA."
I swear to Christ it took all of my willpower not to throw hands right there. HR was no help, and they denied my request to work remotely - "We can't risk you bringing the laptop on the road" - so I lost a week of pay and had to make up the work when I got back.