TurtleVest

9617 pts ยท March 30, 2015


There's only two things in this world you need to know. Things that involve Turtlevests, and things that do not involve Turtlevests.

Other equally petty shit. When I've got the time, I try to drop off a dozen donuts and some drinks for them. Keep fighting the good fight.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I live 2 miles away from the Omaha, NE plant. The strikers keep getting the cops called on them for "illegal burning" in burn barrels and

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

FCC suggests 500 ft/minute max for both gaining and lowering altitude

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Why would I want that shitty ass candy bar when I can get a snickers.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if I had no ears?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Tell them you're looking for side pork, they'll look at you a lil sus and then give you the best stuff

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Did you fuck your sister?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Just time how long it takes to fill the tub using the shower and thats your over/under

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You see it all started with some good hard wood, red oak to be exact.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Donald Trumps 60 Minutes interview

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wi

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wendy's wouldn't let them in the door.

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, In my unit we had a guy from Puerto Rico, Pakistan, and the Phillipines.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The finest British cuisine

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

How can anything be real if our eyes aren't?

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Ight im going to sleep

5 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Sends bobs and vagene

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2010 SS, inferno orange. When 80% of your paycheck is going towards the loan and insurance you know you fucked up ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats like...60 ducks

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'll invest $1.50 into a hotdog today for a return on $3.00 worth of hotdogs in 6 months....the long con

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I got a free $3 stock from Robinhood for signing up. Feels good to finally be in the 1%.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Blasphemy, why just last week she cracked me open on her belly and ate my insides.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You've already got the blowhole, its just on the wrong end

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bite*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Jodi checking in

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0