TwoBitGreaser

646442 pts · December 6, 2014


I work hard and I play hard, although I’ve received a letter from HR about being hard at work.

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End credits of the Melania film maybe.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The data failed to factor in Covfefe and intravenous bleach.

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Immediately before this shit gets out of hand.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After you’re done with this shit, make sure you flush it this time.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Certain ants are used in top kitchens now as an ingredient. Apparently they have a very interesting texture and flavour profile.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basket not provided. Alternatively you could flick it up, do a few kick ups and then volley it into the crowd.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Call that drone Gimli, cos it be rushing into mines.

5 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Age of Squarrel

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That will be his undoing.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

During visiting hours hopefully.

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Incontinent pedophile says what.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He must be so embarrassed. Now everyone knows he’s married to Kristi Noem.

1 week ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Well it is titty Tuesday.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might go for a Five Guys later.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a cantankerous sow.

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“Nobody tells Donny No-Balls what to do!”

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The jury is still out on Covfefe.

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That’s so stupid. You’d need two people with a vest each to run at each other really fast.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget prolific pedophile.

2 weeks ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

It’s a compact.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The game is afoot.

2 weeks ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Japanese toilets are about to get wacky.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

McHatin

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Small arms

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Perineum tanning is all the rage these days.

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Have you considered booping its little wet nose?

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