Valase

19874 pts · March 25, 2020


Gamer, Pyrotechnician, Programmer, Web-Designer, living in Emmental, Switzerland. Main languages: PHP, C++, HTML5, Java and a little bit of many others. Other languages: Deutsch (German), English, egy picit Magyar (a little bit Hungarian). You probably wont see me post that often, but I will be here... in the dark... watching...

Oh, that poor goblin which gets squished so hard that its eyes pop out of the goggles...

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"I just watched someone cutting off a hand of a man and fill him with water until he exploded. And what do you do for fun?"

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh, I wasn't aware of that. Now I feel pretty stupid for not having that no-ledge in the first place.
Thank you, internet friend, for helping me out!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Help me out; what's the name of the whale in the book "Moby Dick"?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great idea, but... are you sure you wont get sea-sick from drawing that?
You think it's alright, until all the panels start bobbing at different speeds...
Up... and down... up... and down... urp...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goooood. That feels so good.
I rarely ride the bike (like once or twice a year, I mostly walk), but this behavior pisses me off on a human level.
Hope they lost their driving license as well. And that passenger should get some repercussions as well.

1 week ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

I've always seen the pride flag as fully inclusive: Doesn't matter what orientation you have (yes, including straight), you're represented by it.
But I think your way is a good way to see it, too.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Well, and did you vote for Kamala Harris? Do you see where it has taken us?
(Yes, I'm being sarcastic.)

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

They did something similar with money from Switzerland ( s-swiss-payment-freeze-for-patriot-air-defence-system/91163617">https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/foreign-affairs/us-circumvents-swiss-payment-freeze-for-patriot-air-defence-system/91163617 ), and that's on top of the price increase they did for the F-35A ( https://www.news.admin.ch/en/newnsb/RDltqKeOFRJxTHJqFQPcB )...
At this point I seriously doubt that we will see ANY weapon from the USA reach us, the Ukraine or any place they were designed to go to, really.

2 weeks ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I mean, it DOES look a bit like an egg... and humans make for a good fertilizer... so, very understandable.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratulation to your sister and the medical staff treating her, what an absolute amazing milestone to reach!

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#7 I love the little bit of velcro on it's side to fixate it in place instead of letting it float around the station most of the time.

2 weeks ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

Now THAT sounds like a good reason. At least until they come up with the next distraction.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh, these puppy eyes! Still, I wouldn't pet it, but it looks sooo sweet!

2 weeks ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, sorry for having you concerned.
Yeah, no, I don't even want to imagine having them in me... at that size and with these edges, no thanks. xD

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry for the double comment, but that mod is just such a gem. From the mod description:
"Alongside your usual ores, you'll be mining Bullshit Ore — a naturally occurring deposit of pure, unrefined nonsense — and Redundant Rubble, the mineralized waste of excessive procedural oversight.
These feed into a whole parallel economy of excuses, justifications, narratives, and eventually, policy.
You'll also need Politician Fluid, distilled into Lies and Misinformation at the Propaganda Distillery."

2 weeks ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Yes! The tufts of grass to the right of one of the metal pipes are gone!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Gotta come fast..."

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Someone over on Youtube put the entire game "Factorio" onto floppy disks (DocJade; https://youtu.be/cTPBGZcTRqo ).
Given that the base game is around 2 GB of data and they managed to fit it onto ~1000 floppy discs, 45686 discs seems like a suspicously high amount for ~20-25 GB that (uncompressed) Windows 11 occupies.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had to boot up XP in a virtual machine to check, yeah, I misremembered.
That's indeed the Windows XP scrollbar.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I might misremember, but I think 2001 is wrong. I'm quite sure that's the bar that came with Windows Vista, and XP (released in 2001) used the one from 1998...

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The spring isn't the only hot thing here...

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

... And then there's me, who trips over the top step of my basement staircase ALMOST every time because it's slightly higher than all the other ones.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonderful, and I love the details with what's going on with the background characters as well!
Also, thank you very much for including the original author!

3 weeks ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't a backflip cause all the oil to drip out? Or do you plan to do it quick enough so the centrifugal force would keep it in the boat?

4 weeks ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I was just about to comment that "having racists working a security job where racial profiling is alread an issue isn't a good idea", but your example already perfectly outlines even bigger issues with that.

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It must be really nice when your hairdresser also pierces your ears and lasers your eyes...

4 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0