WebDragonG3

60972 pts ยท August 14, 2016


/Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe/

absolutely love how they managed to not only look as weird as they sound, but also to somehow make microtonal music so well that it actually stuck in my head well enough for me to replay the entire performance over and over again entirely in my head for weeks

Definitely gonna own the CD

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and somehow either tries to advertise at me constantly or snoop on on what I am doing so it can more effectively advertise at me constantly. and all of it can kiss my steamed dragon patoot

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Venus Inc., by Frederick Pohl, touched on this phenomenon back in 1985 when he could see it coming, like any good science fiction writer, trying to satirize this thing as a warning to the future generations.

(it's also a good book, and Mokie Coke lives in my head rent free)

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold on, I'll go get you a towel. you'll need it for later when it gets a little warmer around here...

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too, shall be in my bunk

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whattaya gonna do, FINE me? With what, the wages he wasn't paying me enough of in the first place, which is why we're here right now? Hold on, I t'ink I might have, Yeap, JACK in this pocket, and SHIT in the udda' pocket. I ain't own a HOUSE, I ain't own a CAR, all I got for youse is dese here two birds.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I haven't bought a bag of doritos since they canceled all my favorite flavors they had introduced. If they had just stuck to the original flavors I'd never have known about the awesomeness that we now no longer have, and now I don't care about the mediocre flavors that remain. and if you want to know what flavors, just look at the ones they canceled and extrapolate that I *LOVED* some of them and now no longer even LIKE what remains by comparison.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

adorbz

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#whatthesamhillareyouallwaitingforseventhchristmas

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WHAT THE SAM HILL TOOK YOU IDIOTS SO LONG TO SEE WHAT HAS BEEN OBVIOUS SINCE 2016 WHEN HE MADE FUN OF THE DISABLED GUY LET ALONE THE 40 YEARS OF HISTORICAL ASSHATTERY HE HAD ALREADY LEFT IN HIS WAKE. #Imsodonewithyouall

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#WORKSFORME #MOSTSANEPRESIDENTINHISTORY #SMARTSBEFOREOLDFARTS #FINALLYAPRESIDENTIDONTNEEDTOTIP

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can we sideline some republicans with "unexpected ilnesses" long enough to push this through, already? They can't ALL be completely 100% bugnuts crazy, right? RIGHT?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"you probably learned at princeton what 'why' means" -- I love that he still doesn't know and can only waffle and misdirect

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

shamelessly stolen and reposted on my timeline

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it's Weekend at Donny's

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

absolutely 100%

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno where that guy is but gas is between 3.90 and 4.15 USD near me today. How soon we talkin' 'bout, there, gunther?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The idea of attacking infrastructure that affects civilians is a war crime." There it is straight from the Horse's Mouth. The Unequivocal Truth: Israel is committing war crimes, has been committing war crimes, and continues to commit war crimes.

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1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

now, I like ATJ. Queen's Gambit and Last Night in Soho were awesome. but this particular photo makes me think she looks like Janice from Dr Teeth and The Electric Mayhem

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I KNEW I recognized her, the instant she spoke

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

AS THEY SHOULD BE. If we were smart, we'd be indicting them NOW. We are not smart.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dunno how awesome that is considering that guy was an even more rabid republican whacko than kirk was

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS IS STUNNING. She struggled for color in a tanning bed, until she used a WATERMELOWN INSTEAD. - marlon webb, probably.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You only ever learn to appreciate Dad Jokes once you've groan.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's fantastic

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