WellBehindSchedule

60 pts ยท September 27, 2016


Dude, if you're paying for your friends bachelor party, you don't need to get him a gift. Also, groomsmen are supposed to help out too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an excellent country. Very welcoming.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You make an interesting point. They're in charge of machines that qualify as an engineering marvel, but can't count how many humans will fit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like a rug on Valium...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had snu-snu

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My whole city is concrete, occasionally including rain and / or snow and I've never had a problem

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bath salts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How would Jesus park?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"Would you like to scotch-guard the dashboard for another $2999.99?" -the dealership, probably

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What would you say.... ya do here?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm irrationally happy that this mod isn't permanent

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You da real MVP

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Actually, from a debt-to-equity standpoint, you're ahead of the country

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is Japan being mean to the trash panda?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's obviously better at auto theft

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The company holds onto the property, usually because it was pledged as collateral for a loan

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Based on the quite nice getaway vehicle, you'd think he'd be better at this sort of thing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Knowing the owner of the phone, my bet is they're mostly marketing emails

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he did pull all the way over at least

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

?forcedesktop=1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To WalMart!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does your mom know Ali G?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone else see the Cthulhu head on that item?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once put in the contact email / phone number for the local Better Business Bureau. Worst sales lead ever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bye Physalia..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0