WhyDontYouMakeMe

249535 pts · July 18, 2015


I'm not a boy or a girl, I'm simply a dumbass

Yes! Thank you

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Caps are as dumb as wampum. Money is a construct, whatever we decide has value has value

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What's it called when the jury thinks the person is guilty, but also that they didn't commit a crime?

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Evangelicals

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Some games have intentionally shit controls to disincentivize certain playstyles, so there is a "wrong" way to engage with a game, but subjectivity is kind of essential to art, so even the "wrong" way can be a valid way if you acknowledge it

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Enough. Kombucha has done enough

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No, that was the first time, this time he apparently has a moral issue now that Trump was mean to his friends

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Are you sure about that?

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Those heels will take you down like Lawrence Taylor

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But then you also have to be in Missouri, which I think is a large negative

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Turbulence is a bitch and a half

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I didn't know "Chickens" is also how you spell chickens with Japanese characters. What are the odds of that?

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You have to get it from the fountain, the bottled stuff just doesn't hit the same

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Restaurants don't even need to let half of their staff get PTO in most states... despite their hourly pay only being a fraction of the normal minimum wage in the US

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How do you fuck up something as basic as that? Jebus

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If Jefferson could see us right now:

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#7 I thought she was Strange Æons at first and was very impressed

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You're right, people should never smile or feel satisfaction because nothing good can ever happen. What a joyless person

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Get that eye liner, nail polish, and hair dye going, we're hitting up emo shows

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None of those tantrums lead to the closing of a global shipping artery

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Fritz Haber developed nitrogen fixation so that the German Empire could afford to feed the populace and fund their massive military build up at the same time

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Never look into the discovery of insulin, however many dead dogs you think there will be is too few

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The exciting climaxes are usually just a few people standing in a room and talking intensely, it's the way crime dramas are meant to be

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All I can think of is Turkiye when I see a white crescent on a red background, even if it's not in the right direction

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