... if you thought there'd be something clever here that would get you to the front page. I'ma just leave this here: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
... if you thought there'd be something clever here that would get you to the front page. I'ma just leave this here: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Confirmed: I went outside and saw the sun, obviously we're leaping it.
All the bear-hugs in the world can't un-rape a man, bear.
Incidentally, I'm depressed and think about killing myself all the time, not in the "I hate me" way but the "I'm tired of the pain" way. Hi!
In my experience, there's two kinds of people you can tell about your mental issues: your few very closest friends, and strangers online.
Inform us!
Are you an avatar?
It's made of ALUMINUM, you stupid NPC! Do you realize how much of that stuff I need?!
Colossus is the Worf: he only exists so the villain can kick his ass to show how tough they are. (Also fake deaths.)
First thing I thought of was "oh he gonna puke." I kinda want to sympathy-puke just watching.
Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
"Granaries"
That's the best summary of the candidates' platforms yet.
"It hurt itself in confusion"
It's possible... I guess we'll never know.
#1 Why are you shaming the dice for an obviously incompetent asshole of a GM?
Guys I think this might be referencing a movie or something
This shit's never funny or clever. It's literally "I wasted my type messaging a bot." You sad, sad little human.
Also it's mostly used for thrusting attacks, but ancient authors also claim it could sever limbs?
+1 for the semantical argument.
Let them go and breed and overgraze and starve like nature intended!
I just don't give a shit about animals that I'm not socially conditioned to give a shit about. They're objects that live. Sucks for them?
The laugh is how you can tell he's a zetareticulan, not a human.
How's your sex life?
Rhinos have poor vision, so they pretty much fuck up anything that gets too close just to be on the safe side. "Were you a predator?"
*keeeeeeeeds
Note to self: add hockey stick to robotocalypse bug-out kit.
That is one weird fucking title. Well done.
Half a dozen of one, twelve dozen of the other.
They might be...
Exactly. They're trying to teach kids methods & shortcuts I taught myself by doing math all of the time, on my own. (RPGs, etc.)