My dog whenever I leave for work every morning
Not satire as far as I know
Tis the circle of life
Missing dog
Having a "hard" time IRL shitposting so here's a constipated-sized dump
Florida Man strikes yet again.
You're walking in the woods and there's no one around
It's my gf's real life cake day so I am exchanging some pics of our dog-ter for any you lovely people want to send
Its gotta be 4:30 somewhere
Look at this condescending bitch
MRW I am notified that my comment received 8 points
Homemade mac n cheese pizza. That is all.
When you're trying to take a serious photo but your sibling makes a derpy face
I don't always take up space on the couch
Update on the 'beetus
It's basically the same thing
...At night!
GUESS WHO GOT A WAFFLE MAKER FOR CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS
Most of usersub currently
MRW when I reflect on the previous night's decisions
I'm sorry
Double Standards
pretty much sums it up
Nice try, Internet Explorer
Careful who you call ugly in daycare.
MRW someone tries to insult me by calling me a shitposter
You have to call them "Phallic-Americans"
A friendly PSA
Everyone has a perfect reaction or reply gif, and then there's me
Just successfully made and used a bump key on my own house
Spiderbro wanted to help me study for finals
Was gonna use this for scale but it kinda intimidates me
every fucking day
When my SO goes out of town for the weekend
MRW I'm not limber enough for a slav squat so I do some stretching
MRW they only play country music at work
ladies and gentlemen, Will Smith's offspring
this storm looks like it could fuck a town up
Well, meme bot, you weren't wrong..
Bitch did WHAT?
the mirrors at this restaurant have ads
MRW I forgot my costume and the doorman won't let me in the pirate club
Thanks, random mode. Like I really needed to see that
I was wondering why I have such difficulty engaging potential suitors, and then...
Anyone care to corroborate?
Oh my!
Happy Thanksgiving, from North Carolina, U.S. of A
B is obviously the only way
MRW I find out the family won't be having the usual big get-together this year
Too bad my place of work doesn't allow facial hair (╯°□°)╯︵( .o.)
Good thing I have the internet for stuff like that
Well she's not wrong.
curse words lose their effect when you use them a lot. Mix it up
MRW I remember I left my fire extinguisher upstairs