allMypostsAreshitpostsbecauseIpostWhileIshit

68650 pts ยท October 23, 2014


if a screenshot of this makes it to the front page, anyone who upvoted it needs to stop - get some help.

Try not wearing it while jackin it at work

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Why the fuck

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But the op said ice cream. Wat

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No shit

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Username relevant

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You ok there pal?

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I just don't like that they built him with mana instead of energy like Zed and Akali

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Oh well that's terrifying

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Asking the right questions

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Ah yes modern planet Earth. Where guns are accessible anywhere and laws don't magically disintegrate guns

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https://youtu.be/q6yHoSvrTss at 3:19 if you didnt catch the vague reference

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Nah now they went too far! Come on Master Chief we're going home

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Well then try 96 degrees in the southeast. Your sweat will sweat

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I still cut left handed but I pull up with my thumb and it works like a right hand

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The floor is dignity

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Probably didn't even check into the gym that day... Shame

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Also, if you were capable of using Google you would know that humans are in no way shape or form in danger of overpolulatio

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I feel like you personally mised a huge point because bacteria do not "get together" to make another bacteria. They are asexual

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TIL adding fattening extras like pork and cheese can just be called keto to make it sound healthy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the fuck did you draw all that from like 5 or 6 connect the dots

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Thankfully the gif didn't load in time

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Here. You can have my spot as too comment. You deserve it

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That was a great scene

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Dont worry he will get some when you think its safe on the counter

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You didnt read anywhere that people drive the autobahn to have fun. K

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Every day I get stuck in traffic because someone wants to sit in whichever lane going as slow as they want and everyone jams up behind them

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You - complaining about me commenting

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complain about getting comments on your public post

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